BASEL (PICKET FENCE) – Roger Federer has gone into an alarming state of delirium following his recent successes, evidently believing that a plaque on the street is Stanislas Wawrinka.
Things did not improve, as the day-dreaming Swiss champion was cornered by a group of hungry fanmoms in his hometown of Basel on Thursday.
Eyewitnesses claim they saw the group of women eat him alive with their eyes, as Roger appeared defenceless in a to-die-for cream suit.
Authorities are at a loss as to how they can get Federer out of his current day-dream. The Swiss’s medical team has suggested they enlist the help of the Spanish expert Rafael Nadal to snap the elitist smugface out of his delirium.
But Rafael Nadal has refused to make the trip to Basel, claiming that the move could damage his wobbly knees. He has left open the possibility of providing treatment to the Swiss in the US later this summer, assuming the Swiss camp consents to be treated.
The Swiss star appeared to be in a worsening condition yesterday, apparently suffering from temporal displacement, as he claimed that a random boy on the street was his unborn son.
Hopes of a quick recovery are dimming, as the Swiss smugface continue to roam the streets of Basel looking unjustifiably happy.
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hahaha…nice one doots!
I feel SO bad for Stan…. Roger thinks he’s a plaque on some street in Basel now… That’s gotta hurt a lot… =( Poor, poor Stan!
Love the way you wrote this
What ever reason does this guy have to be happy? And look at the clothes. Pfft.
PFFFFT! Lucky elitist bastard
HAHA! Fanmoms, nom nom.
I was at Indian Wells and this fanmom had a photo album of Roger photos interspersed with photos of her own son. She kept saying “Roger’s like one of my sons!” When he came by, she had him sign photos of himself and of her son. That’s really weird, right?
heehee I feel like Roger’s my son too and that’s even more weird cos he’s older than me.
When he wins, I jump around going “that’s my boy!”, and when he loses, I get all Yuri Sharapov on him!
oops.
“…evidently believing that a plaque on the street is Stanislas Wawrinka. ”
Best. Caption. Ever.
I fear that I’m in the minority on this one, but that cream suit really didn’t do anything for me. And that’s saying a lot because Roger is very creamy-licsious. Just not in that suit.
I loved the suit, thought it was quite brave.
He wears them so well with his broad shoulders and perfect frame.
^ I can see that the suit was quite a risky choice. There are very few guys who could’ve pulled off that colour.
Think Federer nailed it though. It was an amazing cut, and great shoes too.