While the ATP replaced their players’ profile pictures with thug shots this week, I went onto the WTA website to check out how the ladies handled their profile photos.
It turns out the WTA team was much more efficient: instead of lining the girls up for their mug shots – therefore expending time, money and resources, they simply cropped out the head of each player from completely random photos.
Individually each player looks great. Together, the mosaics disrupt the perfect harmony of my “60s Kodak” theme for blog images.
CAN’T. HANDLE. IT.
*implosion*
Picket Fence Awards for Profile Picture Excellence
The Sweet Potato Award: Dinara Safina
The Garnier Fructus Award: Jelena Jankovic
The Ginny Weasley Award: Sam Stosur
The Room-for-Imagination Award: Dominika Cibulkova
The ATP Undercover Award: Francesca Schiavone
The Colgate Extra White Award: Alize Cornet
The Who-the-hell-are-ya Award:
Michelle Larcher de Brito. Apparently.
The “Images Deceive” Honorable Mentions:
…that’s if anyone recognises the six of them …
Well done WTA, as unharmonized and random as these photos are, at least the girls don’t look like they’re auditioning for the next Prison Break spinoff. Clap clap.
Filed under: WTA | Tagged: Agniewska Radwanska, Caroline Wozniacki, Dinara Safina, Dominika Cibulkova, Elena Dementieva, Jelena Jankovic, Maria Sharapova, Michelle Larcher de Brito, Samantha Stosur, Serena Williams, Svetlana Kuznetsova, Venus Williams, Victoria Azarenka
Holy airbrushing , Jelena!
Comb your hair Patty S.
Poor Patty, she always looks so frazzled.
Caro looks like a pasty white ghost. Scary.
Oh my!!!! When I saw Fran Schiavone’s pic I thought Rafa got blonde highlights!!!! (ha ha) Don’t know what Schnyder’s doing to keep looking like a 12-year-old but she should definitly market it!!!