BREAKING NEWS: ROGER FEDERER. PREGNANT AGAIN.
Feeling something fishy about Roger’s 2 months absence from tennis? Unable to explain his recent poor form and inability to concentrate on court? Mirka’s baby bump at the Aus Open caught your eye?
The Swiss tabloid Blick is reporting that the Feds are expecting their third child in September!
Rough Google translation:
“Friends and family revealed that the couple is keeping some happiness secret. Mirka is impregnated for 4 months and Roger is thrilled, albeit a little worried about being on the road with 3 children.”
Oh dear! What does this mean for Roger’s tennis?
A) 3 kids?! It’s over, the end is nigh!
B) No way, babies are Roger’s lucky charm!
C) If upon reading the excerpt above, you just opened up a new window to repost, link, or retweet, I have one word for you: fool!
Happy April or something.