MRF/CRF: Good to know the Swiss tabloids aren’t doing nothing.

Roger, do me a favour and release some baby pictures, cos the tabloids in your country are hopelessly respectful of your privacy and THIS is the best they can do. 
 

 
Meanwhile, let us SQUEEEEEEE over those bundles of joy. 

Quotable Quotes: I always knew she’d be a queen.

 
Thanks FortuneCookie for posting this randomly awesome piece of trivia.
Just when you thought Roger Federer’s life couldn’t get anymore fantastical, a recent feature on Mirka by Le Temps  revealed that she used to date UAE royalty:
 
Alors savoir pourquoi un membre de la famille régnante de Dubaï a entrepris d’épouser Mirka, 19 ans, après une cour [...]

Picspam: Be my mirror, my sword and shield.

Mirka sighted at Poop’s round 1 match. We’ve missed you and your rocks, Hot Mama. 
 

 
Q. You have to give Mirka more attention these days now? 
ROGER FEDERER: Well, I did before. (laughter.) That’s part of the deal, you know. I like spending time with her, and that doesn’t change. We had a great relationship beforehand. Now [...]

Ovaries Ignited: ADOPT ME!

Ah, the post heading should’ve been “MARRY ME MIRKA!” but you know, Roger got there first. Damn you lucky bastard.
Few thoughts:
Mirka is the world’s most gorgeous mama.
Charlene and Myla (which one’s which?!) both have adorable .. err .. toes.
Roger looks so tentative and scared holding his baby girl. You’ll learn, my GOAT, you’ll learn.
As you [...]

HELP! My ovaries just imploded from the awesomeness.

A blood curdling scream erupted in my workplace today. 
Don’t worry, it was just the sound of dootsie’s brain melting into babypoop. In case you’ve been living under a rock: 
 
I have some exciting news to share with you: Late last night, in Switzerland, Mirka and I became proud parents of twin girls! We named them Myla [...]

One for the kids: work hard and you’ll be just like him…

 
The rare footage of Federer back in the 90s was provided by one of his earlier physical trainers – Dorochenko Paul, who sat down for an interview with MARCA recently. 
For those who understand Spanish, clickey across to read! 
For the rest of us poor folks relying on the Google Translator, Dorochenko claims [...]

Mirka Watch (Roger Cruisin’)

Spotted: Mr and Mrs Federer at the Lenny Kravitz concert from a few days ago at the opening of the Madrid Open, looking happy and newlyweds-like. 
 
Meanwhile, the Fed put on a respectable performance to down Soderling in straight sets, 61 75. The first set went so fast you might’ve blinked and missed it. Aside from [...]

Now THAT’S what I call an I-Love-You-Very-Much Ring

Anyone care to point me a direction to get one of those? What? Monte Carlo? Ayee, too far…
 
Wedding rings, diamond earrings, diamond bangles, Rolex… Roger sure likes his wife with bling huh? 
 

 

 
And if I got given a rock like that, I’d sit in this pose, 24/7. In fact I’d walk in that pose, stick in [...]

Mr and Mrs Federer.

Oh my God! Uber-squishiness. Roger and Mirka got married. 
 
I had always assumed that if Roger was going to get married, he would just do it under the radar, and then release a short statement afterwards. Seems like I was exactly right. The guy’s  control freak when it comes to his privacy. And a gorgeous (but [...]

On the count to three: 1, 2, 3, “AWWWWW”

It’s not me, it’s my hormones doing the talking. Something about Federbears, Mamabears and Babybears make me wanna squish things together like putty. 
 

 
I think in a way I always had the dream that once I became No. 1 in the world if I have a child I hope I have it early enough so he [...]