WTF Day 1: Would the Real Roger Federer please stand up?

Who was that guy that turned up in the first set to play Fernando Verdasco in London yesterday? Seriously, who was that?!
We all have different names for him – Fred, Federror, the Evil One, Ferd the turd – you know?! That guy who lives in Shanksville, double faults on important points, forehands flying into the [...]

WTF: The Frazzle Post.

There will be some sort of day-wrap later. I’m stickying this for the rest of the tournament for OOP/results/GENERAL FRAZZLING/CURSING/SINGING “VIVA LA VIDA”/TELLING ROGER FEDERER TO EAT DOOTSIE’S SHOES/SHOVING PENS UP HIS  NOSE.
Del Poop Muzz up next for Fed on Tuesday, I believe, which leaves Tabasco for Muzz del Poop. 
 
Super-nervy Round Robin H2H Breakdown
 
FEDERER:

Murray: 3-6
Del [...]

Picket Fence Vid: MFEO.

The Mighty Babes were found frolicking together on a tennis court ahead of the WTF:
 

 
The two played a set, and word is that Roger won. Whatever. Rafa was probably just doing espionage work for Verdasco. FRAZZLE.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need a cold shower.
 

 

 

 
Why does this reek of a bourgeois “gentlemen’s [...]

Simon Reedism: the Kiss of Death.

Good news Federer fans, Simon Reed has picked Murray and Djokovic as favourites for the WTFs. Poor Nole, he was just starting to look okay. 
And bless Reed, he starts with a groundbreaking statement:
 
I’m pretty convinced that form is key for an event like the World Tour Finals.
 
Yer think? 
And much like Obama’s press conferences in China, [...]

WTF: That’s it, I’m confiscating all hair products boys.

Rafa, WHYYYYYYYYY?! You had your hair perfectly done a few months ago, and now even Roger’s trying to avoid staring at it.
Hair gel, hand over, NOW! 
 

 
You too Nando. I could make fried rice with all that grease in your hair. 
 

 
Having gone to an all-girls high school next to an all-boys high school where all the [...]

Picspam: Who needs to be a stalker when others do the stalking for ya?

The folks over at the Faded Youth Blog have posted some pictures of RFed’s arrival in London, looking like a super-casual hot dada.
 

 

 

 
I need pictures of Roger and the Sod, frolicking on a practice court. And I need them NOW.

Federporn Fridays: Hair God? I don’t fink so?!

Yes! It’s Friday. The day of my glorified picspam/pornfest. There is no doubt that the Fed has the best hair in town. It’s the sort of hair that makes your fingers itch and want to twirl their way around each strand. Hmmm….
Where was I? 
The point is, the Fed hasn’t always had Godly hair.
In fact, he [...]

Passing thoughts: FREEDOM! FREEEEEDOMMM! FREEEEEEDOMDOMDOMDOMMM!

What’s that smell in the air, you ask? It’s the scent of freedom folks! And summer! Endless days of heat and sun and lounging around doing absoluf*ckinglutely nothing, but enjoying every minute of it.  
And yes, tennis too! Doots is back in action and ready to frazzle over Hairy Roger and the group of Death-Eaters [...]

WTF?!!!!

 
Sorry for the impromptu MIA. And I’m not “back” yet. I have one last trust law exam tomorrow before I’m free as a bird til March next year. Yeah suckers, summer lovin’ had me a blast…
ANYWAY… just sneaked in to give you the WTF draws to frazzle over. And WTF is just about the way you’d [...]

Quotable Quotes: Ultrasonic SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fedadorers, this interview with Times (UK) deserves our communal worship. Alternatively, we can use our uber high-pitched squees to scan pregnant ladies. 
 
My favourite part? The good news for us of course! 
 
Ivan Lendl never won another Grand Slam after he became a father. And you’ve already lost one [the US Open] against Del Potro since the [...]