Shrimp on the barbie?

Looks like the good folks of Western Australia will be tossing plenty of shrimp on the barbie this summer, with an absolute kick-arse field headed for the Hopman Cup 2010.
 

 
As if the combined attraction of Stosur/Hewitt wasn’t enough in this country, so far four other teams have been confirmed with Dementieva/Andreev [...]

Tokyo: So who wants to play tennis?

Dinara Safina: OUT.
Venus Williams: OUT.
Elena Dementieva: OUT.
Svetlana Kuznetsova: OUT.
Caroline Wozniacki: OUT. 
Vera Zvonareva: OUT.
Flavia Pennetta: OUT.
Nadia Petrova: OUT. 
Ana Ivanovic: OUT. 
 
Hardly excusable for any of these players. With the exception of CWoz and Flavia, none of them made it beyond 4th round at the US Open. Even with an extended break, none of them came to Tokyo [...]

USO Day 4: BELIEVE.

Good day at the office for Americans, a day of bloodbaths for the WTA, as its own headlines read: “who let the underdogs out?”
 

 
For all her comforting results this summer, Jelena Jankovic fell second round to Yaroslava Shvedova 6-3 6-7(4) 7-6(6) after holding two match points. During the match, JJ lacked her usual vibrancy and sprint.
And [...]

Stanford Mosaics: erm hello Tennis Gods, we need JJ back.

(4) Jelena Jankovic (SRB) d. (Q) Angela Haynes (USA) 63 61
I might’ve been angry at her performance and comments towards Melanie Oudin at Wimbledon, but who am I kidding? I love watching JJ play, I love her pre-pubescent whining. I love her body glitter and happy splits.
Hurrah! 
 

 
After a vacation in Dubai post-Wimbly, JJ’s back with a solid win – [...]

Final Tidbits: Goodbye to all that.

Wait – there are tennis tournaments going on this week? 
Sometimes I just want to stop the world for a bit and savor the moment, but that can’t be done, so it’s bye bye, Wimbly. You’re not my favourite slam. Actually, I hate you like an unloved child. And just because I’m a Federer fan, doesn’t mean I [...]

Laydez Day Tidbits: You got me begging you for mercy.

Vika, Aga, Ana and Daniela should all get together for Karaoke night to serenade the Sisters.
 
Who woulda thunk it? The Top 4 on the women’s side through to the semifinals: there is absolutely zero consistency in women’s tennis, heh?
All I can say is that Venus and Serena are no longer ranked outside the top 5, [...]

WHO?

It would pay to know who you’re writing about, Times.
 

Wimbledon Day 6 Tidbits: Time, Truth and Heart.

1) I never cease to marvel at the “orderliness” at Wimbledon. For a tournament of rules and traditions, it has a strange protective effect over the top seeds, it shields them from freak upsets in the first week. It also has the ability to realise pre-tournament predictions, be it an ultimate Federer/Nadal-Roddick showdown, or a [...]

crushed bricks, smashed hopes.

Trivia: who in the WTA has the highest winning/loss ratio this year? (answer at the bottom of the post) 
 
Not much I can say about the men’s draw – take a wild guess as to who I think is going to win.
 
The only thing I might add is that the Draw Gods have not been kind [...]

Could it really be …

… that dootsiez, the ultimate WTA-ranter, dismissive of the utter neurosis that defines women’s tennis these days, is actually enjoying, no, loving(!) the WTA?
 
Having had a full day to ponder over last night’s thrilling semifinal between Safina and Venus, I’ve come to a realisation that all is not lost on the women’s tour. In fact, [...]