Ovaries Ignited: ADOPT ME!
Ah, the post heading should’ve been “MARRY ME MIRKA!” but you know, Roger got there first. Damn you lucky bastard.
Mirka is the world’s most gorgeous mama.
Charlene and Myla (which one’s which?!) both have adorable .. err .. toes.
Roger looks so tentative and scared holding his baby girl. You’ll learn, my GOAT, you’ll learn.
As you can probably tell from my tone, I am slowly evaporating into thin air as I type this. So. Much. Gorgeousness.
Kudos to the Feds, thanks for sharing the first photo of the Mighty Babes with fans rather than selling it to the likes of Schweitzer Illustrate.
From Papa Fed’s facebook:
As promised, here is a family picture that my dad took. He thinks he’s becoming a professional photographer. It was very funny as both girls had the hiccups while we were trying to take a decent picture. The girls and mom are doing great. Thanks for all your warm wishes.
Roger sounds like a typical first time daddy, doesn’t he? “OMG MY BABIES BOTH HAVE THE HICCUPS! THAT’S LIKE … HILARIOUS OR SOMETHING!” “HOLY SMOKES, MYLA JUST BURPED, WHAT A LITTLE CHAMP!”
Not fair, if I released bodily gas into the atmosphere, I’d be told I’m an annoying, disgusting pig. This is age discrimination, y’all.