Pic Spam: dude that’s not even a proper Monkey Face
I don’t know what is it with Montreal and its pre-tournament fashion shows, but as always, they’ve managed to produce some epic fugs for our amusement. SUCCESS!
Novak Djokovic continues to flaunt his aversion to clothes and his non-carpeted body.
I’m going to be a total prude about this – clearly I’m the only one in the tennis world who doesn’t automatically equate “shirtless tennis player” with “smexy”. In this case, it was more like “C-list celeb”.
And you thought that was the low point: all kinds of other eye sores showed up at the party - pinstriped suits and floral shirts were a common sight; Nando had hair growing out of the side of his neck, Toothface sported a receding hairline to honour the Prince of Whatever.
Collective Exhibit B:
But never fear, you can always trust Rafa and “Robert Pattinson” to save the day.
Crisis averted! The ATP is beautiful once more. Mostly.