Fashion Picspam: Dude, that’s *not* your daughter.


 

 

Like Rafa and Serena, Roger Federer turned up on the streets of Manhattan to debut the Satanic hues of his US Open outfit. The Sith Lord is looking to inflict maximum ass-pain in his campaign to win the US Open for the 6th consecutive time. 

Unfortunately, the presence of children at the event made Roger slightly deranged. STOP. LOOKING. SO GOOFY. You’re ruining the Darth Federer vibes.

 

 

I’m serious! Charlene’s jealous.

 

 

GO AWAY! I want none of your joy, leave me to my frazzling.

 

 

Because seeing Roger all twinkle-eyed will never fail to turn my brain into Myla’s poop.

 

 

 

Poop-brained,

xx doots

 

Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

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13 responses to “Fashion Picspam: Dude, that’s *not* your daughter.”

  1. sliceofwatermelon says :

    NAWWWWWW! Can you imagine how he looks at his twins? Luckiest girls alive, I tell ya!

  2. Mia says :

    Awww, the pictures give me the warm fuzzies. All the best at the USO, Roger. May the force be with you.

  3. breadstix says :

    That’s one Dorky Vader right there… *cough*
    Admittedly, I don’t think that the red and black looks as good on as it did in the pics we saw before. But wtf, Roger could roll up wrapped in bin liners with that goofy face on and I wouldn’t care.

    Oh hell…

  4. soze says :

    in love… papaaaaaaaa…

  5. Blue says :

    I wuv goofy Fedster.

  6. Tashi says :

    So adorkable. So pretty.

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