Me? Cheat? NEVER!
What do you mean?! I would never cheat on you just because you happen to be away from tennis for a while. It was all THEM! Those infidel blog readers of mine.
Yes them! J’accuse!
THEY were all busy drooling over Rafa’s checkered shorts, and getting hypnotised by the Sod.
But I was not swayed! I was totally faithful, pining for your return ALONE on my little blog. Poor Dootsie, I know. Like. Hello?!😦
Yes, Roger was on the Swiss Sunday Sport. Nothing terribly new, GTT has some translations.
Meanwhile, a mini screencap-spam:
And another small clip with TSN1. My French is shoddy, so correct me if I’m wrong, but the interviewer raised a curious rumour which Roger declined to comment on: he may be signing a contract with … the Swiss chocolateer Lindt?!
Oh. Em. Geee.
Are we finally going to have Roger Federer that melts in your mouth?
All my (purely platonic) fantasies just came true at once. Imagine the ad:
“Melt away … with Roger Federer.” Why yes please!
“Lindt … the smoothest thing made in Switzerland since Roger Federer.”