Picspam: Catwoman and the Reject Bridesmaids of the WTA

Is it time for Doha already? The WTA year-end championships gets underway this week over in Woop Woop, as the players glammed for the draw ceremony. 

By “glammed up”, I mean they all went through their gloryboxes and practiced the aisle walk.




In times like these, I miss having Maria Sharapova in the top 8. She can always be depended upon to wear something other than bland and beautiful



I will say however that JJ rocked the Grecian Goddess thing. Oh yeth she did. 



Carol? She’ll rock anything with that cutiepie face. 



My nana, a wise woman, once told me that if you had nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

Which is my cue to shut up. 



Vee and Serena thought they’d celebrate Halloween early with their catwoman costumes.

Thank God. We can always look to the Sisters for our dose of badassory. 




The draw, if anyone cared: 


The Gleeks

Serena, Sveta, Dementieva, Venus. 

Slam count – 20 


The Cheerios: 

Safina, Wozniacki, Azarenka, and Jankovic. 

Slam count – my home-economics score back in high school.


Watch out for: the final shoot-out in the battle of the “Real No 1s”.


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6 responses to “Picspam: Catwoman and the Reject Bridesmaids of the WTA”

  1. JFK says :

    Seriously, who the hail did Safina’s make up? They should be FIRED. Anyways, bring on the tennis!!

  2. Julie says :

    JJ wins hands down. But the worst is definitly Safina. My God, what happened to her face and that dress…. shudders. I was expecting ReRe’s outfit though. In fact I was expecting some leopard-printed catsuit. Good on her for proving me wrong!

  3. divinedevilxyz says :

    I think Vika looks stunning!

  4. Liz says :

    Is that really Sveta as in Kuze in the top picture? Where did she get that hair?

    Don’t forget the doubles Slams!

  5. Liz says :

    BTW, Venus and Serena definitely rule the catwalk, although I like Caro’s dress the best. The rest of the girls need to dress like stars. Remember, always a bridesmaid, never a bride!

  6. Tennis Betting says :

    JJ and William sisters rule the show.

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