Picspam: Catwoman and the Reject Bridesmaids of the WTA

Is it time for Doha already? The WTA year-end championships gets underway this week over in Woop Woop, as the players glammed for the draw ceremony. 

By “glammed up”, I mean they all went through their gloryboxes and practiced the aisle walk.

 

 

 

In times like these, I miss having Maria Sharapova in the top 8. She can always be depended upon to wear something other than bland and beautiful. 

 

 

I will say however that JJ rocked the Grecian Goddess thing. Oh yeth she did. 

 

 

Carol? She’ll rock anything with that cutiepie face. 

 

 

My nana, a wise woman, once told me that if you had nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

Which is my cue to shut up. 

 

 

Vee and Serena thought they’d celebrate Halloween early with their catwoman costumes.

Thank God. We can always look to the Sisters for our dose of badassory. 

 

 

 

The draw, if anyone cared: 

 

The Gleeks: 

Serena, Sveta, Dementieva, Venus. 

Slam count – 20 

 

The Cheerios: 

Safina, Wozniacki, Azarenka, and Jankovic. 

Slam count – my home-economics score back in high school.

 

Watch out for: the final shoot-out in the battle of the “Real No 1s”.