My name is the Joker and I sign it with a smile/Gimme some water I’ll be here a while.
My new favourite song – Autograph – by the Bryan bros, feat Nole and Muzz. I just love the profound way in which it explores the concept of “second hand embarrassment”.
In fact, I’m so inspired right now, I am going to turn my tennis rhymes into a rap song, complete with a bogan accent.
My name is Dootsie/and I like to play footsie
With Jolly Roger/He’s no trolley dodger.
Ye-ah, ye-ah, ye-ah, ye-ah…
Bryan bros, I’d pwn you in a slam.
(Link credit to the crazies on ontd_tennis, err … and the crazies who told me to go there in the first place)
4 responses to “My name is the Joker and I sign it with a smile/Gimme some water I’ll be here a while.”
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Go on, I don't bite. =)
All I need is a picket fence ... 
ah. It IS hilariously bad.
I wanna see a sing/rap off between Roger and Novak
Also, with your rapping and roger’s singing, there’s a song there waiting to happen! 🙂
Hehehehe, totes!
Roger will croak the chorus with gusto, and we’ll storm the charts! 😆
Djokovic and Roger’s duet would be a hot mess, but rumor is Novak might do a collaboration with Dr.Ivo