Federporn Friday: Practice makes perfect eyecandies Pt 1

Oh yeth! It’s Federporn Fridays for all you pornos. Not me. I’m the beacon of propriety around here, didn’t ya know? 

 

Damn that arm is pathetic.

 

This week, Federporn Friday looks at some of Fed’s practice tees this year. To state the obvious, ‘Part 1’ implies that there is a ‘Part 2’. It was only when I started going through my pictures folder that I realised the pricktard went through over 40 practice tees this year. This is just a look at some of the retarded ones, starting with the first half of the year. 

 

Australian Open

 

 

On a side note, I just wanted to bring up this point because it annoys me: It’s simply feudal for tournaments to be asking the ball kids to hold up parasols for professional athletes to “keep them out of the sun”, especially since they’ll be walking out into the sun when play starts anyway. And you wonder why some people consider tennis to be a snooty sport.

The solution is so friggin obvious: Every tennis tournament needs to install these player’s chairs that we use down-under.

 

Indian Wells

 

 

Pink isn’t just a Nadal thing, it seems. I say we steer clear of that colour for a while.

 

 

Miami

 

 

My favourite: SUPERBUG!

 

 

I lied. All the Miami tees were my favourites. I especially like the striptease expression on Poop’s face. 

 

 

And Mr Waffleman.

 

 

I considered about cropping out Bolelli to focus on the pop art tee. Then I decided that would be a crime against Federporn. Simone stays for extra sauciness! 

 

 

Madrid

Hello V-neck! 

 

 

 

Roland Garros

If the Miami tees were my favourites, Roland Garros was just plain weird. First he went all ‘Surfer’s Paradise’ on us.

 

 

Then Nike burnt our retinas with its fluro rays.

 

 

Before Roger tried to cool things down by wearing an ice-cream van full of smelly sneakers. 

“Cold and lickin’ it“? What?! 

 

 

I have no idea what this is even supposed to be. Looks like a yeti on a hiking trip.

 

 

Paree loves you too, Feddy-me-teddy. 

 

 

So, favourites so far? 

If I had it my way, torso-covering-garments would be outlawed on the practice courts to maximise monkey sightings. Oh yeth … 

But that’s just me. Like I said, I’m totally a beacon of propriety.

 

Happy Fridays tout le monde!  

xx doots