Picspam: My love for you is a stampede of horses.
Since quitting tennis, Martina Hingis has devoted her time to her other passion in life, one that probably suits her petite stature a lot more – horses.
Rocking a pair of hot riding boots that I would very much like to steal, Martina competed in the Gucci Masters, an international show-jumping competition in Paris.
One moment, we were all gravy …
The next, Hingis was seen dangling off her horse’s reigns.
The horse, Whisky’s Bon Ami, continued to drag Hingis along …
At one point, coming dangerously close to trampling on her.
No reports of any injuries, but this is just one of the many reasons I prefer animals in still-pictures or on my plate.
Oh sue me, why don’t cha. Yer vegan-fair-trade-coffee-drinking-tree-hugging-commies,