Federporn Friday: Practice makes perfect eyecandies Pt 2



It’s Friday, 18th December 2009. Exactly one month from the Australian Open. If Roger wins, I will post in ionic pentameter for a week to extol his Royal Gorgeousness. I’m serious!

Poor you. 

Without further ado, here are the rest of the practice shirts for 2009. 






Go to your room, you wild thing! 





US Open Series 

Why don’t cha roll up your left sleeve, huh? HUH?! You puny-armed pathetic double-hander!



Marat’s there for extra scrumptiousness, but what’s with the technicoloured tiger? 



US Open 

One day we’ll fly away, leave all this to yesterday…



Federer + Sans serifs = win




Proof that Roger Federer looks great in yellow. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, Nike? 




I assure you my face was a lot more outraged than the tennis ball by the end of the tournament. 



No idea what this was supposed to be – looks like the NYC skyline upside down.



Clean white polo, stolen from the wardrobe of Tiger Woods.



And that’s all! I’ll leave you with a simple message…



Less is more, baby.

xx doots



21 responses to “Federporn Friday: Practice makes perfect eyecandies Pt 2”

  1. breadstix says :

    I want that angry tennis ball tee. :3
    And I think we NEED yellow Fed, it’s good to have something different for a change! Thanks for the dose of potato nose, Doots. 😉

  2. Mia says :

    Eh, if I recall correctly, it’s His Fedness himself who said before (can’t recall which interview) that he would very probably not wear yellow on the court. Practice, I guess he’s okay with it but not with his game face on. Bit I agree, with his hair and coloring, yellow would play off very well on him.

    • dootsiez says :

      Yes, I do believe Fed said once that he didn’t particularly like yellow. But he looks so good in it. It’ll be nice at least to get some yellow patterns on his gear.

  3. JFK says :

    I love the Worn to be Wild shirt!
    The only time I’ve seen Roger in yellow in a match was during the Masters Cup 2006 it was a grey shirt (without a collar)and the trim was yellow

  4. pban says :

    It did have a collar,I remember thinking then that Roger looked different and all my superstitions were on overdrive.I think it was the first time after a long time that he was wearing a polo necked tee.Loved the tee though,loved the tennis even more 😀

    • dootsiez says :

      Yeah it did have a collar. That was actually when he just started wearing polos too.

      • pban says :

        2003 Wimby- Roger wore a polo tee 2 sizes too large for him, then nike stopped designing them for awhile. Iread somewhere that he always liked the classic collared look. Iactually don’t mind the blue except– yep you guessed it – at the AO ……a purely idiosyncratic superstition of mine.

        • dootsiez says :

          A superstition that makes no sense, if I might add, since Roger won the AO in blue in 07. Tsk tsk pban.

        • pban says :

          Imeant blue blue and not the whitish blue he wore in 07,I know it sounds absurd…. but I never said Iwas sensible in matters concerning Roger 😉

  5. FortuneCookie says :

    Love them all (well,the man in them mostly 😉 )!
    The yellow would be great for something,*whisper it*a bit different Nike!
    Most of the T-shirts have really cool designs,so the Nike people are clearly capable of coming up with original designs/colours etc,so just do it for his match outfits!And unintentional Nike pun there… 😉
    Also,WANT the angry tennis ball tee,and again * whispers*,but I really like the hot pink on him!And the graphic on that tee is totally cool 🙂

    • dootsiez says :

      I want the angry tennis ball tee too. I can wear it every time the fuckwit loses. *grumbles*

      Not so nuts about the hot pink. The mutated hand reminds me of some socialist workers union for some bizarre reason.

      • FortuneCookie says :

        Haha,I can see where you’re coming from with that graphic 😉 I still quite like it though,maybe I was just shocked when I opened up the screen and saw an actual bright colour… 😛

  6. girl from michigan says :

    My contribution to FedPorn Friday (although it does not keep with the practice T theme. ummmm…. sorry?)

    • FortuneCookie says :

      Haha,I think you’ll be forgiven,loving the unintentional Fedgasm face… 😛
      Where’s that even from?For a second I was like,a Mexican tourney??Lol,but only one of those i can think of is Acapulco,which is on clay and he never plays ha

      • girl from michigan says :

        I found the pic at the RF(dot)com forums. Sadly there was no info as to what tourney it’s from. I do know that aeromexico was a sponsor for indian wells, so maybe it’s from there. I hate posting pics with no background info. I’m still searching for more on this one.

    • dootsiez says :

      Roger enjoys the pain of a twisted ankle. Pffft that sadist!

  7. JFK says :

    Hey doots I don’t know where to put this, but it’s Roger commentating and Marat being Marat 😀

    • Ceeza says :

      Jfk what’s the heading or title for this vid on YouTube please???.. Oh the good ole days .. The players got along so well together .. Hard to imagine this type of true spirit now.. Sure the top 5 get along well enough but the only holdover from then is Fed.. And 4 new guys..

      • dootsiez says :

        I’m pretty sure this is from the 2005 Rally for Relief for the tsunami.

        Henman and Roger are supposed to be really good friends. They’re so dorky and cute. *sigh*

        • Ceeza says :

          Thanx D.. I tried that title previously but only one vid comes up from the event.. This one is special I guess because it’s impossible to find ..Hmm whatever ..

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