Federporn Friday: Practice makes perfect eyecandies Pt 2
It’s Friday, 18th December 2009. Exactly one month from the Australian Open. If Roger wins, I will post in ionic pentameter for a week to extol his Royal Gorgeousness. I’m serious!
Without further ado, here are the rest of the practice shirts for 2009.
Go to your room, you wild thing!
US Open Series
Why don’t cha roll up your left sleeve, huh? HUH?! You puny-armed pathetic double-hander!
Marat’s there for extra scrumptiousness, but what’s with the technicoloured tiger?
One day we’ll fly away, leave all this to yesterday…
Federer + Sans serifs = win
Proof that Roger Federer looks great in yellow. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, Nike?
I assure you my face was a lot more outraged than the tennis ball by the end of the tournament.
No idea what this was supposed to be – looks like the NYC skyline upside down.
Clean white polo, stolen from the wardrobe of Tiger Woods.
And that’s all! I’ll leave you with a simple message…
Less is more, baby.