Federporn Friday: Drops of Jupiter in his hair-air-air-air.
Greetings my lovelies!
I’m back, and back just in time for the new decade and the delectable new edition of Federporn Friday. I thought we’d start the year with a well-established theme in Fedlandia: hair porn. Who’s complainin’?
And while we’re at it, happy birthday to Picket Fence reader Breadstix, whose appetite for chocolate swirls, monkey faces and puny arms knows no bounds.
To the rest of you pornos, happy new years! It’s gonna be a great one, I feel it in my numb toe.
Fact: the hottest backside on the ATP.
Loved the choppy and boyish cut he had at the Australian Open last year.
Tell me? Did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it through the milky way to see the lights all faded?
And that heaven is overrated?
Tell me: did you fall for a shooting star?
One without a permanent scar?
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?