Federporn Friday: Drops of Jupiter in his hair-air-air-air.

Greetings my lovelies!

I’m back, and back just in time for the new decade and the delectable new edition of Federporn Friday. I thought we’d start the year with a well-established theme in Fedlandia: hair porn. Who’s complainin’?

And while we’re at it, happy birthday to Picket Fence reader Breadstix, whose appetite for chocolate swirls, monkey faces and puny arms knows no bounds.

To the rest of you pornos, happy new years! It’s gonna be a great one, I feel it in my numb toe. 


Fact: the hottest backside on the ATP. 




Loved the choppy and boyish cut he had at the Australian Open last year. 




Tell me? Did you sail across the sun?



Did you make it through the milky way to see the lights all faded?



And that heaven is overrated?



Tell me: did you fall for a shooting star?



One without a permanent scar?



And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?
xx doots



21 responses to “Federporn Friday: Drops of Jupiter in his hair-air-air-air.”

  1. tsarina says :

    What a way to start 2010!!!

  2. Lily says :

    Happy new year Dootsiez !

    Hair porn is the most wonderful idea for begenning a new year !

  3. breadstix says :

    Happy New Year! 😀 N’aww, and thanks Doots!
    Dorky grins and chocolatey swirls, what better way to start the year, nay, decade with! *flove* Marvey.

  4. Dippy says :

    Happy new year!!! His highness is playing today wuhooo, after so many weeks of zero tennis.

  5. Tiger Wood says :

    Happy new year, everyone!

    I hope 2010 is better than 2009 for me. It can’t be worse, can it?

    I look forward to doing another commercial with Roger, after I put my “issues” to rest.

    Now, gotta go back to rehab session #25 (“How to keep you pants zipped”)

    • dootsiez says :

      LOL I see you’ve gone singular on your surname Tiger. Perhaps you’ll consider a similar strategy for your women.

  6. judy says :

    happy new year!

    my fav are any pics of fed from madrid, esp of the ceremony. super cute!

  7. Aggie says :

    Happy New Year!!!!!

    Doots, I’ve been faithfully reading your blog for months now and bearing in mind, I’m still a tennis virgin (since Wimbledon, woooo!), it’s provided me with lots of squeee-worthy moments, not to mention kept me up-to-date and well-informed!
    So here’s to another year and may his highness start his year as he means to go on (pulling out of DC excluded, grrrrrr)



    • dootsiez says :

      Hi Aggie,

      Welcome to the blog and also this wonderful sport! Always happy to induce some high-pitched squeeees from the fandom. 😉

  8. xta says :

    a happy new year to all fed fans from a rafa fan (but nevertheless roger admirer) in california…
    i’m so glad to have found this site and will be checking every day in 2010…(it’s still only 6:25 pm here 12/31)…
    doots, you are simply the cleverest…have a great new year !!!

    • dootsiez says :

      Hi Christa! Always nice to have friendly Rafanatics around. Hope you have a great time in Aus when you come down-under next/this year!

  9. Elisha says :

    I never noticed how freaking godly his hair is until you pointed it out, dootsiez! But man, it really is some kind of wonderful! As if he needs anymore wonderful qualities… -___- I hope 2010 is a successful year for him! Isn’t there a tourny starting tomorrow? Or is it an exho? Happy 2010 to you!

    • dootsiez says :

      Woah Elisha, you never noticed Roger’s hair before this? But but but … it’s so … Garnier Fructis! 😛

      Roger’s competing in Abu Dhabi (exho) over the weekend and then in Doha (ATP 500) next week!

  10. jfk says :

    Hot hair FTW! It’s still 2k9 here in the States, I hope everyone had a great and safe new year!

  11. pban says :

    HAPPY NEW YEAR guys…..a new frazzling season begins today here’s to ripped off hair, nail biting frenzies, ulcers and sleep deprived zombie looks.Let us hope the culmination would make it all worthwhile.(but even I couldn’t survive another RG 2009)

    • dootsiez says :

      “ripped off hair, nail biting frenzies, ulcers and sleep deprived zombie looks …”

      oh pban, stop being so optimistic! 😛

      And happy new year to you too!

  12. LongLiveKingRog says :

    Thank you thank you! what a way to start 2010. OK,despite his loss to le Sod. I had a feeling Roger was experimenting things out there. and if he ever loses to le Sod, let it be in an exo.
    Please keep up the Federporn! happy 2010!

  13. grace says :

    Thanks for your nice blog, happy to become your usual reader.The best 2010 for you and for all your readers.
    About Roger I think he´s testing his fans from the very beginning.Play on Roger we love and respect you win or lose.

  14. Blue says :

    Happy new year, doots! Love all the hair pics

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