Federporn Friday: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

There is no theme for today’s Federporn Friday. 

Actually, that’s a little incorrect. The theme for today is simply “hot pics of Roger Federer”. But I’m sure you’ll appreciate a slightly more evocative post-title. 



One day, Adonis decided to pick up a tennis racket. 




One for the PLA Appreciation Society.



The sexiest feud on the ATP – Roger v Hawk-eye.




What do you want me to say? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?



You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.





Clearly, I’m running out of themes here. Help! 

xx doots


17 responses to “Federporn Friday: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

  1. Mia says :

    Nah, you can never go wrong with Fed pics. Res ipsa loquitur.

  2. sazzylove says :

    i love the “sexiest feud on tv “…fed vs hawkeye…hahaha….just effin brilliant!

  3. roadrunnerz says :

    Oh my….

    That second pic just made my night.

    Brooding Fed in red. Doesn’t get any better than that.

  4. JFK says :

    lol I’m laughing at the title of this post.

    Have you done Fed in suits? Fed and Mirka? Fed’s kissable neck? Fed’s 5 o clock shadow? Hot teeth? Feds hot legs? A tummy post? Fed’s brief lines? Fed licking his lips? Fed laughing? Fed being a dork? Fed wrist band wipe?

    Err..sorry you can probably tell I’m a regular at RF.com

    • sazzylove says :

      hahaha..nice one there JFK….=)

    • pban says :

      Fed’s wristband wipe that’s a good one JFK ….and I thought I was the only one who found his wrist band wipe extremely elegant.Nice to know I am not alone hehe 😛

      • whynotme says :

        Fed’s wristband wipe federporn = best idea ever !!! Don’t worry pban, you’re not alone AT ALL ! 😀 That’s the only reason I bought wristbands when I started playing tennis hehe

      • whynotme says :

        Oh and btw thank you dootsiez for the first pic, this is my favourite ever and by far ! Darth Federer + hair god + fistpump + THE look + chest hair = so much win in one pic !

      • dootsiez says :

        *splutters cordial* wristband wipe?

        LOL you guys, I know people find odd things a turn-on and all … 😛

    • Mia says :

      Aha, an idea for Federporn: Roger and the Colors of his BVDs. In most of the pictures where his BVDs peek out, I see that he often coordinates his wear right to that item. For the pre-AO run, for example, I saw a picture where the exact shade of blue of his shirt was likewise mimicked in that item that was peeking from under the waistband of his shorts. I also saw a USO picture where the red of his shirt was, yes, also reflected in the same article of clothing down there. Then there was fuchsia, too. Most often though, his BVDs have been an array of the shades of blue.

  5. Dippy says :

    Not sure my silly theme would be your cup of tea but here it goes
    1# Fedporn – in tux or biz suit
    2# Fedporn – angry fed look
    3# Fedporn – Fed in all black
    4# Fedporn – bad hair day
    53 Fedporn – fed crying

  6. breadstix says :

    ‘The sexiest feud on the ATP – Roger v Hawk-eye.’
    LOL, fo’sho!
    Roger, all is forgiven. I will not bitch about you until the AO, nor bash your Puny Left Arm, nor threaten you with pots of wax or hair removal creams… cuz you’re such a PRETTY PILE OF POOP! :3

  7. Gracie says :

    Best Fedporn headline! Still laughing.

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