Picspam: Umm … why is Brooklyn Decker dressed like Kim Clijsters?


Kim Clijsters gets her own barbie doll, complete with an adorable Mini-Jada. Umm … can we get Roger as a Ken doll?

Life is PLASTIC. It’s FANTASTIC.

xx doots

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10 responses to “Picspam: Umm … why is Brooklyn Decker dressed like Kim Clijsters?”

  1. FortuneCookie says :

    Aww,Jada’s dressed in her USO outfit and everything!
    But I literally don’t understand,why did Barbie decide to make a doll of them?It’s just *so* random!
    But anyways,come on Barbie,let’s go party,uh uh ah yeahhh… 😛

    • Jack says :

      They made a doll of her to try to shed the air-head association with barbie. And create good role models for girls (even though the dolls don’t go on general sale)

      They also made dolls of Oprah Winfrey, JK Rowling, German Prime Minister Angela Merkel(?!) and Sweden Crown Princess Victoria(?!?!?!)

    • dootsiez says :

      You know my secret fantasy is for Roger the Ken doll to say to me: “you can brush my hair, undress me everywherrrrrrreeee.” 😀

  2. FortuneCookie says :

    And O.M.G. just thought of a crazy awesome visual for you all,the Mighty Family 😉 getting dolls like this…

  3. whynotme says :

    LMAO This is hilarious!! We definitely need to sign a petition in order to get Roger, Mirka (who will for once look like a model xD) and the mighty twins!! But something tells me that they will NEVER be able to replicate his soft and curly hair… Impossible. 😀

    • dootsiez says :

      True, the hair is the hardest part.

      Perhaps we should just ask TY to remake the Federbears into a family of Federbear, Mirkabear, and twin Federbearbies.

  4. JFK says :

    Barbie would never be able to capture the gorgeousness that is Roger Federer. I’m just thinking how they would butcher his hair

  5. flo says :

    does look more like brooklyn decker mainly the figure. already have clijsters dolls from the shrek merchandising (just a joke, not trying to be mean).

    Jada is way cuter irl. fact

    • dootsiez says :

      LOL flo,

      Not a fan of this gimmick I must say. The whole point was to have successful women as role models for young girls … instead we got Clijsters, Oprah and JK Rowling with tiny waists and wayyy to much boobage.

      Disturbing idea of what a “successful woman” looks like, especially a successful mother.

  6. Chairman, Federer Puny Left Arm Society says :

    Jack,

    German Prime Minister “Merkel??

    I will get a chuckle telling my friends about the German PM.

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