SPOTTED: R-to-the-F on “turf”.
White turf. That is.
According to a Swiss website, le Fed was found trying (and failing) to blend into the background at the “White Turf St Moritz” skijoring tournament in Switzerland. Once recognised, he was naturally swarmed with requests for autographs and photos.
Skijoring – for those who are silently thinking “WTF?” – is a form horse racing on snow with the jockey being dragged behind on skis.
But if you were really GOAT, Roger, you’d be trying to turn tennis into a winter sport by playing it on ice.
So – like – whatever. You pretender.