Federporn Friday: FEDDYYYYYYYYYY!
Last night, I asked the masses on twitter to choose between SmileyFed, Monkey Face, and Federdork for this week’s Federporn Friday.
The results are in, and as any fair and free election would inevitably end up, the moderates seized control.
Smiley Fed it is! As my Kooyong buddy would say, ‘he’s totally squishy.‘
If you finish this post without a gooey smile on your face, you’re not even human.
Of course, Roger’s fellow players bring out the smiley goofball in him.
What-EVER Shakira, you’ll never have the chemistry of these two.
Underneath their clothes, there’s an endless story…
Although these two certainly know how to work a chemistry too.
Oh McDreamy, wed me on a post-it note.
Ahem. We know Roger. We know.
ADOPT ME. ZOMG I’ll bring my own cot.
And in the true spirit of Federporn Friday, we end with this video. Not so much of Smiley Fed, but more of Loser Fed, who’s exactly the sort of guy who makes a joke and then laughs at it himself.
You know Fed, if you ever decide NOT to wear clothes to a press conference, I really wouldn’t mind.