Federporn Friday: Federdork.
I asked Twitterverse last week to pick a Federporn Friday theme out of 3 options – Smiley Fed, Federdork and Monkey Face. The results came in and – in the spirit of Vancouver – Federdork took the silver medal.
I don’t know how you’d personally explain ‘Federdorkism’, but I see it as a school of thought that worships Roger Federer for being a total loser.
In the most lol-worthy way of course. Enjoy!
I think we can safely say that Severin Luthi is so much more than a coach.
He is also a zombie.
Hangin’ out with the boys.
More so than his slam records, Federer’s reputation as Hair God should come with an asterisk.
Say NO to man-bangs. Just… no.
You had hoped, secretly, that these would never see the light of day. But there is no chance of that. Not with Dootsie running Federporn Fridays. None at all.
There was a time, back in the day, when he thought he could be the next Lleyton Hewitt.
For a while, he flirted with the idea of “going Rafa” on us.
He even considered doing a “Boris Becker”.
But Federdork will always be Federdork. The guy who binges on pizza once a year under the guise of “treating the ball kids”.
The guy who didn’t have a tux for the Wimbledon Champions Ball, so he wore the same thing as his coach … and took the same date.
The guy who once had a rad bromance …
… and turned it into a classic rom-com for the ages.
Really. How can you take a guy who pretended that Stan Wawrinka was an open campfire seriously?
Especially when Mr Gigglesfits can’t even take himself seriously.
So my lovelies, what are your favourite examples of Federdorkism? Do share! We like communists.