Picspam: OH HAI THERE WHITNEY.

With Indian Wells the least of her concerns, Serena Williams hit the Oscars party circuit, making an appearance at the Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Viewing party.

I wish she didn’t, because Rena turned up looking like Whitney Houston stuffed in vinyl.

Standing next to Miley Cyrus didn’t help her look younger either. Mentioning Miley Cyrus, I just want to sit that girl down and teach her some posture.

But all’s well that ends well. Rena got it right on her second attempt, going Grecian at the Vanity Fair party.

Since when did she get a bob?

Mentioning the Oscars, hey tennis nerds: can we stop with the Avatar v Hurt Locker tennis analogies?

Roger Federer is not Avatar, and if he was, he can plug his tail into me anytime.

xx doots

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