Picspam: No amount of money can buy you taste, but at least it should buy you a stylist.
You’d expect Miami to know how to throw a party, and it didn’t disappoint. Unfortunately, when it comes to style, the players did.
How can someone so sweet and gorgeous get it so wrong, all of the time? And the worst thing is …
You can see the fucking nipple tape.
If Carol’s dress was a mix of Little Mermaid meets drunken hula girl, Aga evidently couldn’t make up her mind about whether she was a tiger or a leopard.
Let it be noted that it’s totally cute how she ‘popped’ her foot in that pose.
Lady Jaja or Cher. You decide.
Took me a while to realise who this is – AWoz looks totally difference with her dark hair out.
The blokes fared a little better, but really, all they had to do was to turn up and look human. Even if they are wearing their shirt as a jacket.
Question: WHY ARE NICO’S EYES SO UNNATURALLY CLOSE TOGETHER?
[BACK IN GRADE 5, MY ENGLISH TEACHER TOLD ME TO STOP USING CAPITALS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS. EVER SINCE THEN, I GET A THRILL ASSOCIATED WITH RULE BREAKING AND REBELLION WHENEVER I TYPE IN CAPSLOCK!!!]
Below the shoulder: A+
Above the shoulder: feral cat.
Back to the girls: just because she’s not playing doesn’t mean she was going to skip the party. Hello Serena!
Back muscles. Hmmm.
Venus, gorgeous in nautical prints.
Best dressed of the night: URad – make-up, hair, right down to the navy blue nail polish. Showing real promise, that girl.
Pretty in pink.