Federporn (Good) Friday: Feddy-shaped Hole.
I’m stealing the phrase from Arundhati Roy – the first time I heard her use it to describe absence was in the “God of Small Things“: a cat-shaped hole in the universe, a mother-shaped hole in a daughter’s life… It’s a passing phrase that for some reason stayed with me, and it was the phrase that came into my head when Roger lost to Tomas Berdych a few days ago – a Feddy-shaped hole in Miami.
This week’s Federporn Friday attempts to fill this hole, however temporarily, with the practice pictures Fed’s fans took over the past few weeks in Indian Wells and Key Biscayne. So goodbye, Spring hard-courts. You were pretty, but like a pair of good shoes, you were all fashion and no function.
Lung infection? Never fear! Nike prepared some extra protection for Feddy’s vital organs.
I’d ask y’all to name this rear-end, but I don’t think you’d get it wrong.
Fly Rogi fly!
Hey hey, Ms Photographer Girl, wrong angle!
The Hair Porn Enthusiasts should be pleased to know that the chocolate swirls are coming along nicely.
Of course, it wasn’t all “Hipster Rogie” on the practice courts. Ferd the Turd also turned up for some air time.
You know! The guy who didn’t get enough sleep because his girls kept him up all night.
Often confused with Federdork, who was once a cover-boy for Federporn Friday.
I want me some Federdorkery.
Oh go you! Monte Carlo!