Federporn Friday: IS THIS REAL LIFE?


ROGER FEDERER. ON THE FRONT COVER OF AN AMERICAN SPORTS PUBLICATION. NAMELY ESPN. NORMALITY IS FUCKED.

OH MY LORDY! OH HIS MOOBIES! OH MY OVARIES! OH HE’S SQUISHY!

HERE’S A RUN-DOWN OF WHAT HAPPENED AT 15:00 INSIDE MY OFFICE WHEN I SAW THE PICTURRRRES…

ROGER LOOKED LIKE THIS.

AND DOOTSIE LOOKED LIKE THIS.

DEN ROGER LOOKED LIKE DIS.

AND DOOTSIE LOOKED LIKE DIS.

DEN ROGER HAZ SEX FACE AND SEX CAR.

AND DOOTSIE AIN’T NO MESSIN’ WIT NO BROKE, BROKE!

DEN ROGER GOT SULTRY YO!

AND DOOTSIE WANNA COMMIT ADULTERY YO!!

BEFORE ROGIE BROUGHT OUT THE MINIONZ!

AND DOOTSIE FORMED OPINIONZ…

COLD SHOWER. ASAP!

xx DOOTS!

PS. ZAIR WAZ ALSO A VIDEO! CLIKEY!!!

PPS. AND LOTS OF SCREEN CAPS!

PPPS. I know it’s like, super-rude to type in caps lock, but I JUST CAN’T KEEP MY VOICE DOWN OKAY? OKAY!??!!

PPPPS. HOLY FUCK I SOUND LIKE KUZZY.

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32 responses to “Federporn Friday: IS THIS REAL LIFE?”

  1. LJ says :

    ahahaha, awesome post

    that car pic makes me go WTF? but the one with the minions…gawwwwwwwwww

  2. FortuneCookie says :

    Hahaha I laughed far too hard at this early in the morning,good one Doots 😀
    But wow he,in the words of that closet FedKAD Guardian journo,ACTUALLY GLOWS doesn’t he? 😛
    And also,there was us thinking those photos of him with mini Feds would be for a Nike ad or something…

    • dootsiez says :

      I think I read on TennisConnected that it was for Wimbly’s summer campaign. Just goes to show how much they know. 😛

      And ROGER FEDERER ISN’T JUST GLOWING, HE’S FUCKING RADIOACTIVE.

  3. Lily says :

    AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME TYPING IN LOWER CASE IS UNFORTUNATLY NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME NAOOOO !!!!!!

  4. PJ says :

    I FLOVE ROGER FEDERER YO. COHERENCY IS NOT POSSIBLE FDGFDRTDFGHFDGDGFD GUUUUUUH.

    I ALSO FLOVE YOU. WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT FRIDAY FEDERPORN. MY LIFE WOULD BE MEANINGLESS NO!!?!?!?!?

  5. nina says :

    I’ve been lurking around here for too long. This post makes me come out of my FedKad closet. This posts does naughty things to me. *giggles* This post…ah forget it, I’ll just go wipe the drool off myself and stare at this forever!!!!

    Hi by the way, you have an awesome blog. 🙂 Seriously. I’ll write something nicer once I’m able to form coherent sentences.

  6. Lovekosifed says :

    Awesome FF! I can’t wait to get my claws on that issue of ESPN mag.

    (and yes, I would give him as many minionz if he married me.)

  7. tsarina says :

    Dotsiez you are a Godess!!!!!!

    I must admit that in the “sultry” pic of Roger my eyes don’t focus on his face but…his chest hair!!!
    I can’t help it…!!!

  8. sly says :

    I thought I can breathe normally after the last pic, but no you really want to burst a hot air balloon not just a bubble from this last words: PPPPS. HOLY FUCK I SOUND LIKE KUZZY.

    Awesome post… very very nice =)

    Cheers^^

  9. sly says :

    I saw the vid first before this post, but this is helluva lot better!

    Cheers^^

  10. Deborah says :

    OMG! I could hardly catch my breath! I looked at the video and then I looked again, and then…… I’ll be stalking the newstands! OMG!

  11. girl_from_mi says :

    CAPS LOCK IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE!

    THANK YOU DOOTSIEZ FOR MAKING FRIDAY EVEN MORE AWESOMER.

  12. Amandita_FP says :

    Awesome post!!
    I think you captured perfectly the way I felt when I saw the pics & video yesterday LOL

    I wish I could by that magazine, but I doubt I’ll be able to find it here..

    And yeah, I can’t stop smiling whenever I watch those pics. =)

  13. Mia says :

    Death by chocolate. Sigh.

  14. breadstxik says :

    AAAHHH, OMGOMG HE’S SO SQUISHY IS HE NOT???
    *melty melty* Anyone know where I can get the magazine in the UK??!

    Oh lordy lord, Feddy and his minions and hoodie-Feddy has got to be the best. I just got some right weird looks, thank goodness I can’t open your blog in school otherwise god knows how many more stares.

    LOL at your runnign commentaries. Moobies, hahahaha.

    • dootsiez says :

      “OMGOMG HE’S SO SQUISHY IS HE NOT???”

      I’M HOPING THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION YO!

      BORDERS SHOULD STOCK THE MAG DEAR. DO YOU HAVE BORDERS IN THE UK?

      • Annie says :

        Borders UK went bankrupt in 2009, they’re all closed now 😦

        This blog post is making me giggle every time I open google reader YO.

        • dootsiez says :

          “Borders UK went bankrupt in 2009, they’re all closed now”

          NEVERMIND. SEEMS LIKE YOUR COUNTRY HATH TASTE! SUPPORT INDIE BOOK SELLERS…. YO!!!!

        • breadstxik says :

          Yup, they went into administration just before Christmas. *sad face*

          Might try WHSmith and maybe have a look around for other bookstores that might stock it.

          Aahaha, this post is still making me laugh and squee. :”)

  15. Joanna says :

    Ohhh my god, those pictures are so awesome. We’re so deprived of him these days; I miss watching him play!!

  16. ln says :

    You are SO fun!
    Roger is Da Hot!!!!
    can we retweet you?

  17. jfk says :

    “DOOTSIE WANNA COMMIT ADULTERY YO!!”
    lol..this has gotta be one of your best posts ever. Cannot stop laughing. Gonna go buy this when it comes out next week!!

  18. salma says :

    When I read ESPN, I was like okay, another photoshoot where federer looks always the same. But when I scrolled down and saw this.

    I needed CPR. Roger. oh lordy. Why are you so fine?

  19. cecilia says :

    LOL
    hilarious

  20. sita says :

    Waited till I could post something coherent in lower case .
    What would the life of a FedKad be without your blog, Doots ?
    When it comes to Roger, you write exactly what I want to read. 😀

  21. Vanessa says :

    OMG~ I LOVE YOU! Hilarious. I will cherish this forever and look at it daily! 🙂

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