Federporn Friday: Porn Interrupted.


Nope! We’re not having Federporn Friday this week – OH MY GAWD STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT PEOPLE IT’S ALL FEDDY’S FAULT.

I’m not looking at your pretty hair and moobies this week Roger! YOU MAKE DOOTSIE SAAAAAAD.

BUT that’s not to say we won’t be having any porn at all.

Please say g’day to this week’s Federporn Friday guest-star …

If you’re give or take 3 years my age, chances are – Pat Rafter was your first love. And why wouldn’t he be? He was a fiine lookin’ lad…

… Fairly down-to-earth…

… nice to sick kids, having donated much of his slam earnings to hospitals around Australia…

And let’s face it – he was quintessentially Aussie, without being bogan. A RARITY TO BE MARVELED AT.

It helps also that he also spent a considerable amount of time throughout his career in his undies, which was rather … convenient.

Err … undies OR socks.

Hurrah!

xx doots

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16 responses to “Federporn Friday: Porn Interrupted.”

  1. Kian says :

    dootz, you rock ! i lurve pat too. such a great guy. had the pleasure to meet him in halle several times.

  2. Katrin says :

    doots, you rock ! lurve pat too.

  3. FortuneCookie says :

    Hmmm,this is just about adequate Doots…😛
    I remember watching the Wimbly 2001 final (we watched at school because of it being on a Monday😉 ) and feeling a bit gutted for Pat,maybe even the 9 year old me appreciated his prettiness?;) Okay,I now feel ridiculously young for admitting my age then ha!
    If Feddy does well in Estoril then can we get extra next week though pretty please?😛

    • FortuneCookie says :

      Thinking about Wimbly 01 inspired me to Wikipedia it,(yeahhh I’m that cool😛 ),and it’s sooo nostalgic…
      I didn’t properly get into tennis till a couple of years ago,but I’ve followed Wimbly every year since I was tiny,so seeing the list of seeds from then is kinda awesome:
      Sampras,Agassi of course,4th seed Safin,8th Ferrero 12th,Jan-Michael Gambill (another first tennis crush😉 although if rumours are true he wouldn’t be so interested in me lol!),oh and some 15th seed from Switzerland who beat Sampras 4th round?!

      In place of Federporn Friday,perhaps a revelation of 1st tennis crushes people?Haha,I highly doubt ponytail Fed would feature😉

      • dootsiez says :

        Gambill? REALLY?

        Mine was Pat Rafter. Never fell for Safin early on. Despised Sampras. Loved Agassi. Didn’t like Hewitt or Philipoo much either.

        Did like Henman though, how he didn’t make the final in 01 I have no idea. Had he been playing in any other country with less rain, he might’ve made it.

        • judy says :

          sorry to interrupt, but pat is lovely. loved him back in the day. also had a thing for stefan edberg… had that handsome sportsmanship thing going on, plus fantastic hands/volleys. marat def grew on me. boy did the big sexy russian gain hotness with age!

      • pban says :

        Ist tennis crush would have to be Boris Becker ,he made quite an impression on all of us wide eyed pre teen school kids, somehow Edberg never appealed to me,Agassi was an imbecile and Sampras way too bland..in fact if it wasn’t for a certain fraulein would have been cut off from tennis altogether in the late 90s.I was way past the crush stage when Roger came along but fell head over heels in love with his game ….the awful ponytail notwithstanding😛

        • FortuneCookie says :

          Lol,I liked Agassi (NOT in a crush sense!),he was in the ‘elder statesman’ stage by the time I saw him,and my 1st racket as a kid was his Head one!
          Sampras I found sooo dull because he won Wimbledon EVERY year,which is,um ironic…😛

        • dootsiez says :

          Never saw much of Boris. I was mostly late-Agassi too.

          pban – you’re never too old for the “crush stage”. You should see some of the fan-mums I spoke to at the AO.

        • dootsiez says :

          Eerr I say that with respect too. I’ll so be one of those fan-mums in my old age, attending Roger’s matches on the Champions Tour.

          Good times!😀

  4. jfk says :

    😦 ;'(
    Well I guess it’s like the poster at the Gublis match said “No Roger. No Party”

    • pban says :

      Agree about never being too old for a crush doots,are my rants not living proof that you never grow sensible enough to not lose your mind over someone.Besides as you so often say that I am the only one capable of relating any topic to that potato-nosed Swiss.(YES I AM STILL MAD)I don’t know doots, we tend to grow more cynical with every year so when you do heart someone it is more intense,every emotion associated with them just hits you in the gut….the agony as well the ecstasy so I wouldn’t really call Roge only a crush……or maybe that is exactly what it is😀

  5. jfk says :

    omg doots I’m sorry I can’t help my self. but more photos of Rog and Fam *don’t be mad at me*
    http://celebritybabyscoop.com/node/35167?fid=41643

    • BS says :

      Great find. There is so much in those photos that represents why I can’t take him seriously. Roger in shades is hilarious. Don’t ask me why. I love how he is left with all the shopping bags (you know they all contain her stuff) while she pushes the pram. Brilliant.

    • dootsiez says :

      I AM MAD AT YOUUUUU! >:O

  6. raindelaysplay says :

    Me like🙂

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