MY RESOLVE WILL NOT BE WEAKENED YO!


No sooner had I decided on a moratorium on Federporn did you fangirls move into action, TRYING TO CORRUPT MY MIND WITH IMAGES OF MORAL TURPITUDE.

This was a message from Roger, conveyed by Lizibef. HUSSY ROYALE YOU!

NO. I. DO. NOT.

Dootsie was soooo like “whatever dude.”

And then JFK just waltzed in here with the big guns. YER THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZE HERE WITH THE BIG GUNS DO YA? BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

And no, by the big guns, I don’t mean the sunnies (which are indeed very adulterous).

Nor am I referring to the puny left arm, clearly in need of A SLOW AND PAINFUL WAX.

I’m not even talking about the “Roger Federer, Mission Impossible II – serious nappies for serious shit” face.

Oh no. I’m talking about the Mighty Babes, with their little feet stuck up in the air…

And their little pouts!

And their expressions of “mummy, who iz dis touching my bum?

MY MIND IS STRONG, BUT MY OVARIES. OH MY OVARIES.

JFK, Lizibef, YOU DON’T PLAY NICE. DOOTSIE IS NOT HAPPY WITH YOU BOTH. You have been warned.

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32 responses to “MY RESOLVE WILL NOT BE WEAKENED YO!”

  1. Deborah says :

    Thank you, thank you!!!!

  2. Mia says :

    The resemblance to their dad is uncanny. And what is Fed doing in the 5th of the Rome pictures? “Here, lemme fix your barrette” ??

  3. LJ says :

    ahahahaha, I love how federdork wears the same combo khaki long shorts and long socks his dad wears, and all dads over 40 wear.

    he really is turning into robbie federer

    oh and I SOOOOOOOOOO knew you were going to crack :p

    happy May day

    • dootsiez says :

      IT’S SATURDAY, I’M ALLOWED TO CRACK ALL I WANT OKAY? OKAY?! OKAY?!!!

      And WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I’M SOCIALIST? AM I BEING PARANOID?

      Happy May Day to you too 😛

  4. Jack says :

    I think you’ve officially lost this battle, doots!

    ONE Day you lasted……..well, actually in some time zones, its still Friday so……..FAIL!! 😀

    Plus, you’ve revealed your weakness so the power is gone!!

    P.S Please don’t send a vicious cat after me!!

  5. pban says :

    Aah Doots,epic fail of resolve. I was backing you to the hilt especially more so after the turd lost his doubles.But the babies, I completely sympathise but I am still mad at their daddy. Look who grew a brain….. Nando won a marathon against Nole .

  6. jfk says :

    mouhahaha..you caved in!! It’s still Friday here in the U.S. you know! There’s more baby photos on Rf.com. In one of ’em Roger is shoving a binky in the baby’s mouth. hehe.

    • dootsiez says :

      FPF only applies in Australian timezones yo! Since most of you have been getting your federporns on Thursdays 😛

  7. judy says :

    jfk rocks! doots, it’s ok, i was mad at rog and threatened to skip buying the espn mag, but his holy hotness drives a hard bargain! i totally caved and bought it with a big smile on my face. he’s just so dreamy and the writing is very good!

  8. sita says :

    Awwwww….babies…sweet.

    Love how they are frowning in all the pictures . I’m sure they are mad at Dada for his on-court shenanigans this week.

    You go Roman paparazzi.
    (‘Paparazzi’ is an Italian word, right ?)

  9. FortuneCookie says :

    Wow Fed has some dominant genes no?
    Love the little Mohawk one of them seems to be always rocking,although I do hope they actually start growing hair at some point 😛

  10. Lily says :

    So wonderful !

    And the little noses look totally normal, no potato-troubles !

    Totally perfect !

    (The mighty babes have good genes, no doubt in this, except if they choose having their mother’s bottom)(okay, I’m a bitch, but i HAD to do this joke)

  11. Paul says :

    Do you watch snooker? Have you heard of snooker?

    Well there is an Aussie snooker player right now about to reach the final of the world championship.

    He has my support because the other 3 left in are not players I like, so go Aus! I’m just curious as to if he is even getting a mention back in his motherland.

    • dootsiez says :

      LOL Paul, I don’t watch Snooker, but I know what it is. Neil Robertson is getting a mention in the special sports reports, but not in the more generalist mainstream media.

  12. TGIF says :

    There’s more! http://sports.qq.com/a/20100501/000132.htm#p=1
    (including 1 non-frowning twin :))

  13. breadstix says :

    So this is belated Federporn, eh? You’re sure easy to crack doots. xP

  14. girl_from_mi says :

    Dootsiez, this is the best NON-FPF ever.

  15. dootsiez says :

    Notes to everyone:

    If you’re intent on being a misogynist asshole, if you intend to come here insulting 1) players, 2) players’ entourage, 3) myself or 4) other posters, then rest assured – your IP will be marked as spam.

    All comments of TMF and replies have been deleted, including my own.

    Apologies to all persons involved, apart from the initiator of all this. Please keep things positive and constructive.

    (You’re free to call Roger “goat-brain” when he loses though.)

    Cheers
    doots

  16. pban says :

    Err Doots can we call MAndy names, or for that matter can we insult people who put asterixes on Fed’s slam wins???….good on ya for deleting all comments,I have zero tolerance for Mirka haters .Fed hate I accept , he is a public persona and people have varied tastes .By the way calling that turd goatbrain when he looses is is not insulting him it is just a statement of facts 😉

    • dootsiez says :

      LOL you can keep calling him Toothface or Deep-fried Muzzbar if that’s what you want. 😛

      What I’m saying is that I do believe in free speech, but I don’t want a vicious personal attack, anything related to race, gender, sexuality etc.

      And I’ll be the judge of that.

      • Paul says :

        Can I call him a Scottish twat since I am Scottish, allbeit an unpatriotic Scot?

        If you read this within a few minutes your the Aus snooker king is 17-13 up and unless he loses the next 5 frames he is world champion, go find a stream and watch him cry.

  17. jfk says :

    Go Doots! I have nooo tolerance for Mirka haters.
    She is the Boss.I am so grateful for her and all she has done for Roger. Criticizing her weight and clothes is just plain mean.

  18. Lily says :

    My previous comment sounds stupid, but I wrote it because i’m SURE she’ll never read it.

    I’ll never go to a match with an insulting banner !

    It’s a difference between laughing and insulting.

    I admire Rafa Nadal. When I scream after his awful shorts I keep respectful. He plays tennis like a god and I’m just not able to take a racket in my hands.

    The problem with haters is they don’t make a difference between the apparence of a person and the real personnality. They think they’re allowed to comment the private life of public persons just because these persons are photographied.

    On these photos I found Mirka’s shorts er… weird. But it’s just my uninteresting opinion, no a clue about the real personnality of a woman I never met !

    Your choice of cancelling comments is good, the most interesting part of your blog had to be the posts, not the debates with haters.

    (If my comment is full of faults sorry, but I’m french !)(by the way, I can definitly imagining you like the last lolcat during your last comment, I’m sure you was furious like him).

  19. sazzylove says :

    Mirka haters strike again?Well they can criticize as much as they like but i think Mirka has still the last laugh.She’s got the prized trophy(The only Tennis God aka Monkey face 😉 )for a husband , cute twins and she practically has everything else in this world…..She is Rich and Famous while her critics in comparison are beggars.Lol!

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