SPOTTED – McFederer looking McDreamy in McJacket. Dootsie McBitched.

Oh you dorky McBastard.

Woger McFed was eyeballed by fans on the practice court at Roland Garros with a shiny new McJacket, looking very much like Charlene Riva Federer sang opera all night while Mirka snored away defiantly.

There there. *pat*

With the words “South Africa” plastered on his back, no guessing who he’s supporting in the soccer World Cup, huh?

Earlier in the week, Roger caused mayhem in tennis fandom when he looked into a camera with his flirt-face on and the camera burst into flames, basilisk-styled.

There was nothing left but this photo, as evidence of his whorishness. Don’t petrify yourselves, kids.

As the week went on, Woger McFed continued to McBitch his fans worldwide with his outrageous licentiousness.

But as we all know, McFederer is not just a pretty back, he is also a pretty side-profile…

… And a man so attuned to realm of perfection that his hair naturally curl in perfect symmetry above his ears.

Pity there’s nothing symmetrical about the size of those arms.

Of course, it wasn’t all about looking McDreamy, McFed spent a few quality sessions this week cheating on Rafa practicing with former Roland Garros champ Juan Carlos Ferrero.

… Before deciding to have a hit with the Frenchie Nic Devilder. Judging from the size of his arms, I’m assuming that y’all know that Devilder is a lefty. Let us mark the significance of that with a moment of angst-filled silence.

(Shut up bitches, it’s not Friday.)

xx doots

Photo credit to the McMinions on the Mothership ( McDelicious.


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7 responses to “SPOTTED – McFederer looking McDreamy in McJacket. Dootsie McBitched.”

  1. Sunny says :

    HAHA! Good plan Doots…faking out the Tennis Gods… I had to look at the calendar to check to see what day it was!

    You always deliver the goods…or should I say the greats…even when you say you won’t!

    Sending you tennis hugs (not sure what that is exactly) and crossed fingers! 🙂

  2. Amandita_FP says :

    “(Shut up bitches, it’s not Friday.)” LMAO! I was totally thinking about that =)

    Nice post, doots 🙂
    Roger looks as cute as ever & I can’t wait for his match, which is only a few hours away now. =)

  3. sita says :

    I hope it is Alexia Wawrinka who sang the opera last night and McFed had a good nights rest .

  4. jfK says :

    McHotty. FLove the hair, especially the bat wings that stick out underneath his cap.

  5. jandemom says :

    Yet another clever, fun post, doots. I really was laughing out loud as I read it. As for the tennis, so far, so good. Go Roger!

  6. oh la la says :

    Hello Dootsiez,

    I have been silently following your blog for a while and it’s making me smile a lot!
    So – here are some exclusive photos for you, fresh from the training session yesterday morning (an it was really fresh outside ;-))

  7. judy says :

    what a dreamy post! it’s perfect because i really think nike needs to put rog in green and purple, when he’s playing a match. he looks great in those colors. thanks for making me smile!

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