SPOTTED – McFederer looking McDreamy in McJacket. Dootsie McBitched.
Oh you dorky McBastard.
Woger McFed was eyeballed by fans on the practice court at Roland Garros with a shiny new McJacket, looking very much like Charlene Riva Federer sang opera all night while Mirka snored away defiantly.
There there. *pat*
With the words “South Africa” plastered on his back, no guessing who he’s supporting in the soccer World Cup, huh?
Earlier in the week, Roger caused mayhem in tennis fandom when he looked into a camera with his flirt-face on and the camera burst into flames, basilisk-styled.
There was nothing left but this photo, as evidence of his whorishness. Don’t petrify yourselves, kids.
As the week went on, Woger McFed continued to McBitch his fans worldwide with his outrageous licentiousness.
But as we all know, McFederer is not just a pretty back, he is also a pretty side-profile…
… And a man so attuned to realm of perfection that his hair naturally curl in perfect symmetry above his ears.
Pity there’s nothing symmetrical about the size of those arms.
Of course, it wasn’t all about looking McDreamy, McFed spent a few quality sessions this week cheating on Rafa practicing with former Roland Garros champ Juan Carlos Ferrero.
… Before deciding to have a hit with the Frenchie Nic Devilder. Judging from the size of his arms, I’m assuming that y’all know that Devilder is a lefty. Let us mark the significance of that with a moment of angst-filled silence.
(Shut up bitches, it’s not Friday.)
Photo credit to the McMinions on the Mothership (RF.com). McDelicious.