Picspam: SPOTTED – Roger Federer rocking the smarf.
Somewhere in a Wimbledon cottage, Mirka Vavrinec is searching high and low for her scarf.
But if there’s one person who knows how to turn an average scarf into the hottest Melbournian winter trend of 2010 – the smarf, it is Woger Feduhruh. Watch him rock it with a pair of pantaloons in front of a mystery blond.
Hopp! Allez! Forza! Dai! Woger McFed supports the Swiss soccer team in the four official languages of his country and has all sorts of weird lumps in his pants.
As anyone who’s watched a Feduhruh practice session would know, the term “practice” is a fairly imprecise way of describing what Woger does on a practice court. Dude spends most of the time honing his double handed backhand …
… practicing his hair choreography …
Patrolling conquered territory with the Gang of Four.
Eating poor Dootsie’s heart, then asking for her ovaries too.
Mr Bitch, this is a slam. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK THIS HAPPY.
(I hate you too.)