Federporn Friday (by PJ): Sexy Bourgeois MOFO

By the decree of Head Bitch Dootsiez, Federporn Fridays are back in business, y’all! And I will keep up with this Picket Fence tradition till her return, y/y? I think all of us needs that bit of Feddy eye-candy. I know I definitely do. It’s been somewhat therapeutic to search for the pretty. It reminds me that no matter what, Feddy is still hot and he still has the most awesome hair. So there.

Anyway, so what translates as Sexy Bourgeois MFO? Well, sexy I guess. And what could be sexier than a smoldering Feddy-on-court with that expression in his eyes? You know the one he gets when he’s all serious/pissed/fired-up/concentrating/I don’t even know and makes fangirls go all wobbly? Yeah, that.

I can see the thought bubble above his head: Yes, I know I am sexy.

You’re in my very sexy way, bitch.

So sexy it hurts.

Nothing sexier than a man in concentration.

Seriously, only he can look sexy (and have sexy hair) running after balls. Tennis balls, of course.

Bitey-lip sexy.

Sexiest sweat patches EVAH.

Sexy’s looking at ya! Whatcha gonna do?

Professor RF (Royal Flirt): PhD of Sexy.

Taking a rest from being actively sexy. This is passive posing sexy.

And this is just plain sexy.

As we know that Roger Federer is a man of many talents, he is also a man of many faces and expressions – Federdork, Federsmiley and so on and so on. After some smoldering sexy-timez, I feel like revisiting the Federer who genuinely loves the sport and has heaps of fun on court. So how about some Smiley-on-court porn?

Smiley-yey, I’ve got ya!

Made of happy!

Such a pretty smile and a pretty nose 😛

With hair that looks like that, of course he would be all MUHAHHAHHAH.

Looking good, Fedders.

Someone who genuinely loves his job, dontcha think?

Warms my currently depressed little heart to see him all smiley. 🙂

I do realise that there’s no real plot to this Federporn but just a reason to plaster Fedders all over the Picket Fence. Plus you have to excuse the state of my brain, which is really not in working motion, as you can understand. Anyway, a smatter of Federer in Picture Porn, just what we need, and just what the Doctor and the Head Bitch ordered!

I promise more structure to the next Federporn Friday, when I have my brain back. For now, I hope you peeps will enjoy this, and perhaps feel just a teensy bit better, more than a day later.

All porned out,

P.S. Wimbly tidbit posts will continue to come, I think. I promise the Ladies’ post, and the rest remains to be seen.

P.P.S. Porny pictures with credits to Federling from RF.com and Tennis.com.cn.

P.P.P.S In my draft? I typed “Heat Bitch Dootsiez” instead of “Head Bitch Dootsiez”. Saw the mistake literally 10 seconds ago.



About PJ

I'm a tennis nut. Loves watching and freaking out over tennis, and as of late, writing about tennis. As a player though, I'm terrible. My other interests includes reading (pretty much will give any genre a go), checking out films, crafting (making cards, scrapbooking etc), eating/food (specifically searching for the perfect chendol outside Malaysia). I'm also trying to find my own perfect corner in this world!

15 responses to “Federporn Friday (by PJ): Sexy Bourgeois MOFO”

  1. dootsiez says :

    HEAT bitch dootsiez?!!!!! Am cool as a cucumber crunching in Feddy’s mouth yo!

    *marches off outraged*

  2. jfK says :

    Thanks PJ and thanks doots for allowing FPF again. 😀
    You are right, Roger Federer has a PhD in sexy. I wish my professors looked like that!!

  3. Luna says :

    Nice, very nice. Thanks!!! 🙂

  4. Dippy says :

    Thanks PJ, make my friday a little better. Heart still ache and I am in state of denial. It does not help i have quite a few ppl around me keep talking about his loss. I wanted to crawl into bed and hide under my blanket. I hope read more entries soon.

  5. PSP says :

    What a perfect medicine to lessen our heartache!! Thanks!!!

  6. ujang leite says :

    oh that’s nice

  7. 4pirsquared says :

    This was great! I’m so happy FPF is back in action! Thanks once again, PJ. You are very awesome for doing this! The smiley pics of Roger is making me slightly teary. It feels that heart-warming to see a happy Roger on court, and I hope to see that during the North American season. I hope the USO staff blasts “Still the One” after his matches again. lol.

  8. pban says :

    love your efforts to cheer us …sorry but i couldn’t go thru it as the perpetual lump in my throat threatened to swallow me.I have been a fan even before he won his 1st slam but realised I was a complete goner in wimby 04 so the love runs too deep and for too long. thnx to pj and doots and all you guys who come here…. would have lost it without you

  9. writersbleedink says :

    No words. (Damn, now I even typed two of them!) But this is totally made of win. Thanks a lot.

  10. breadstix says :

    Omnom, Feddddy! ♥
    Thanks a bunch, PJ! I think you may have accomplished the impossible and managed to cheer some of us up a little! 😀

  11. evie says :

    Beautiful pics, PJ. Though I admit they make me sad about today all over again. We should be seeing him on the court today live!

  12. sita says :

    That made me tear up and smile at the same time. God, I thought I’d be over it after a couple of days but no such luck.
    Thank you PJ and Doots, hugs to you guys and all the fellow FedKads who reassure me that I am not alone in my insanity.

  13. Red4Fed says :

    Thanks so much for this amazing Federporn PJ! It’s just what the doctor ordered for the Feddy-shaped hole in my heart right now! While I absolutely adore smoldering Fed, even better were all those fab pics of happy Fed! It’s impossible to stay depressed after looking at that adorable smile of his.

  14. Alex says :

    Nice to see some prime Feddy. It’s about time his 04-07 period of utter dominance got some celebration, it truly was glorious.

  15. Freudo says :

    Thanks, PJ, I came here hoping for a nice feeling, and found a bunch! Now off to work I go…

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