Federporn Friday (by PJ): Colours in haikus
As long as I haven’t slept, it is still Friday. So I am not late! Right? Riiiight?
So last week it was Federbond, all in shiny black. This week, I thought we’d have ourselves some Feddy in colours – although it’s not that easy to find anything non-blue, especially on court (har har). But I’ve got some, a small collection of Feddy in a box of crayons.
To make it slightly more interesting (and probably a million times lamer)…I present Federpon Friday to you…in haiku-form. You know how Dootsiez is this poet/rhymer person? Well, I can’t rhyme to save my life. So haikus it is.
(Disclaimer: I know nothing about haikus, the rules of its prose and what not, the only thing remotely haiku-ish about my haikus are the 7-5-7 syllable format. You have been warned.)
First off, we have RED.
Then comes PINK.
Then we have ORANGE.
YELLOW is next. He should wear more yellow. It’s so bright and happy.
Nike’s His favourite colour (?) is up: BLUE.
MAROON I think. I really don’t know. My friends say I am color-blind sometimes.
PURPLE is the next crayon in the box!
GREEEEN I like green.
GRAY. Yes it is drab but it is a color. And Fedy thinks it needs more colors.
WHITE is the last but not the least.
Le end. No more haikus. Ever. Fun while it lasted pretending I can do haikus but I know myself very well, yessiree.
Enjoy the porn in colors, and this will be my last Federporn Friday for Head Bitch will be back on the Fence soon! Hurrah!
– PJ 🙂
P.S. On tennis-related news – it will be like freaking belated but I’m still going to write a Davis Cup post. In the interim, will venture into reading tennis news again and report all that is worthy, spam all that is hot, until next week.