FAIL BITCHES. You call *this* a strip search?
Hang on hang on hang on. Logical mindfuck –
IF THIS IS AN AD FOR CHOCOLATE, WHY AM I THE ONE MELTING?!
“Stop. Right there.”
“What’s wrong.”
“Nothing. Everything’s right.“
Yeah bitch, if I had Lindt chocolate balls in my mouth and Roger Federer’s tight-jeaned tush in front of me, EVERYTHING WOULD BE RIGHT IN MY LIFE TOO.
In case you thought it doesn’t get any better, behind-the-scenes never fail to deliver the LULS.
My favourite part – at 1:09:
“Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Very smooth. Very tasty.”
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU EGOTISTIC SEXY MOFO.
“You guys are crazy.”
“You love it. Secretly. You do.”
“I … guess so.”
NEVER CHANGE SQUISHYBALLS. Sorry about the capslock, I find it HARD TO KEEP MY VOICE DOWN SOMETIMES, YA KNOW? YA KNOW?!! (And yes, I promise never to call him Squishyballs ever again for the rest of my life. But what has been said, CANNOT BE UNSAID.)
While we’re on the topic of commercials, WILSON HAS A NEW ONE.
Now now, Roger, YOU CAN SWEAT ON MY COUCH ANY TIME YOU WANT. Preferably with …
Umm. I’ll shut up before I turn this blog into a porn site.
xx doots
22 responses to “FAIL BITCHES. You call *this* a strip search?”
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Who the hell is dootsiez?
Melbournian lawyer. Blogger. Unapologetic Federer tragic.
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Go on, I don't bite. =)
All I need is a picket fence ... 
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Now i just love Lindt a bit more LOL
I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Oh and I like Lindt too…did I mention that this ad is awesome??
I’ve lost count of the number of times I hit replay. The man is yumminess personified. Geez, every Lindt experience will be “different”from now on.
My favorite part in the behind-the-scenes — 1:54 to 2:00 — even has the folks behind the camera guffawing.
WHAT?!?!?! He is not allowed to be this sexy and not be in my bed! Ummm, okay that was slightly porny and inappropriate…but you started it Doots! ;-P
See this is how good advertising works…make an ad that is funny, sexy, and so appealing that it makes you want to buy their product! Seriously, I will now by Lindt chocolate for the rest of my life, if only to remind me of eating chocolate in front of My Darling Fed. I always thought that I would love him in his Prada best, but these jeans could not fit him any better…kudos to the wardrobe stylist!!
And I have to say that Feddy is getting much better at the acting…it was so natural…
Favorite acting bit… “People are watching this!”
and the girls…HILARIOUS! From watching the behind the scenes, it seems like they are doing a bit of improv…and the director did a nice job of selecting the funniest bits.
and what a perfect showcase for Feddy’s easy sexiness and gentle sweetness.
I can’t say it any better than the blonde… “Everything is right!…I love you!” ‘ 😉 😉 😉
Ha, ha.. I always love Lindt Truffle. Now I won’t be able to eat them without thinking about this ad… 😉 Umm, very smooth and tasty indeed!!
um…I think Federer is known at home and abroad as Property of Mirka.
Stingy! *grumbles*
WOW! The mans a walking orgasm, thanks for posting, you have made one lady very happy! Probably
thousands of ladies very happy! Strip search Roger, there would definitely be no shortage of willing
volunteers!
He’s peRFect!
Strip search or not, frothing at mouth. Like a lot. OMGOMG *faints dies explodes combusts*
Ya think I can sneak those Lindt balls through security tomorrow ala Feddypants?
Let’s just hope Roger doesn’t get exposed by Soderling.
REALTALK.
Real talk? Are you kidding? We’re all about fluff and Federporn here 😛
OMFGFKLGJAFGJAGOMFGDSK:FOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG.
THEY CANNOT BE BOMBARDING US WITH ALL THIS FEDERPORN AT ONCE!! WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO DO TO ME??!!!!!!!!!??????!?!?!?!?!?
Ahem. The ladies were crazy hilarious! I wonder what Mirka was thinking when she saw this ad! XD
doooooottssss xx
i LOOOOOVVVEEEE those ad ..and yeah roger is “Hard on the outside. Soft on the inside. Very smooth. Very tasty.” isnt he ?? xD xD xD
keep up the amazing blogsss
and btw WHERE IS THE FPF ?? HUH ?? HUHHH ????
HAHA,,, Being a little greedy, aren’t we? 😉 Of course I would never turn down any Federporn…and yes, sadly, it is always one of the highlights of my life…but I think I might be willing to give Doots a pass on this for one week.
I mean, photo stills are great and all, but this is VIDEO PORN! I’d say this is worth several WEEKS of porn …
I’ll take walking sex over flat flat 2 D anytime…
Not that your photo porn isn’t all kinds of AWESOMENESS Doots! 🙂
Am taking Federporn Fridays off until further notice, no?
You’re the boss, doots. We can always turn to the archives for a FPF fix — no shortage of fun stuff there!
just curious…
Is this illness related or anti-jinx related?
Mmmmm…yummy.
Thanks for making my workday!
So much hotness. Fed in jeans is THE BEST!!
“Roger, YOU CAN SWEAT ON MY COUCH ANY TIME YOU WANT. Preferably with …”
lol
😀
“You ladies are crazy.”
Um… HE IS TALKING TO US. Clearly. 😉
“You’re sweating on my couch”
Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. The Lindt ad is awesome too. His chocolate swirls were being styled! It’s so very important that they look perfect 😉
SQUISHYYYBALLLLLSSSSS!
Roger must do wonders for Lindt sales. Gaaad, he’s drool-worthy.