Picspam: So long as Fed can win and eyes can see / so long lives Doots and Doots gives porn to thee.

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Soderling? Soderling who?

At <all I need is a picket fence>, we frazzle and at times moot over philosophical questions of “eras” and “GOATs”. But first and foremost, we dedicate ourselves to the appreciating the sheer deliciousness of Sir Wogie McFed Shankalot, also known by a series of other highly sophisticated nicknames, such as Feddy le Teddy, Rogiebums, Squishyballs …

You get the drift.

So what kinduva self-anointed Head Bitch would I be if I didn’t spam you with the latest New York Paparazzi binge on Fed? Especially since the anally-polite Swiss media (Swiss people in general) so respects Mr Fed’s privacy while he’s yodelling in their domestic alps that he is almost never snapped just casually walking down the street. I mean, that’s the shit we really care about. Ain’t it?

Well … in the land where even White House internships turn into raunchy national soap operas, Mr Fed (not the star of any raunchy soap operas outside Dootsie’s head or his own bedroom) was CAUGHT strutting nay sashaying nay sauntering nay – floating-down-the-street-like-the-omnipresent-Holy-Ghost with Mrs Fed and Gavin Rossdale. How scandalous! How newsworthy! How BREAKING!

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Gotta love the walk. Doesn’t this kitty look exactly like Mr TMF?

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Of course, Mr Rossdale ain’t the only minor celeb our darling boy hangs out with. Teddy was spotted later that night at the Fashion Night Out with his fangirls.

Umm … FUCK OFF HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD.

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FUCK OFF HE’S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE YOUR SON.

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Anna Wintour invited some of Vogue’s most loyal friends and subjects to grace her front row at Fashion’s Night Out: The Show. Cover girl Blake Lively sat beside the editor-in-chief, only to be outdone by tennis great Roger Federer, who took a break from the US Open to attend the show. Even Diane von Furstenberg couldn’t resist the urge to get up from her seat to greet Federer. Fellow athletes Serena Williams and The New York Knick’s Amare Stoudemire shared in the energy as did Leighton Meester and Ashley Tisdale. Even the most famous faces in the crowd were impressed!

Source: GlamChic

This is Diane von Furstenberg, by the way. (FUCK OFF YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE NON-ROYAL CIVILIANS.)

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Born to be Bond.

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Born to be gorgeous.

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Enough picspamming. I order y’all to get back to frazzling NAOO!

xx doots

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23 responses to “Picspam: So long as Fed can win and eyes can see / so long lives Doots and Doots gives porn to thee.”

  1. Mia says :

    Nyahaha, and I thought there’s supposed to be a moratorium on porn during slams. If dear boy is this confident that he can take off for a night of Wintour fashion, we should be okay, no?

  2. FortuneCookie says :

    Apparently Blake’s 23?!But still,FUCK OFF BACK TO LONELY BOY😛
    Ahh Fed in a suit can never fail,on that day when the Queen went to Wimbledon one of my absolutely non-tennis watching friends texted me and when ‘OHMIGOD I’M SWOONING’,it’s just the effect he has…😉
    In other news,GO AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SODDERS,ROGER

  3. Dippy says :

    What the fudge is Roger doing attending Fashion Show when he has QF match with Le Sod!!!! I do love the pics though BUT he better delivery crips performance trow or I will courier rotten egg to his home.

  4. PSP says :

    Roger, what are you doing at the fashion show when you are supposed to concentrate on the match with the guy who just beat you a few months ago????? OK, ok, just keep cool and don’t turn into Sir Shankalot, okay?

  5. breadstix says :

    Not every pic has Feddy in it, right? So technically this isn’t Federporn. At. All. Which means that he should still be fine tomorrow/tonight! 😀 Doesn’t explain why my heart’s going all melty melty on me though.
    Anyway, YA’D BETTER NOT LOSE, WOGER. I’m not sacrificing sleep to see you shank those balls left right and centre! Especially not when you’ve been sashaying about at fashion shows with Blake and Anna and DvF.

  6. Jack says :

    When Gavin is around……..Gwen is nearby!!!

  7. Lady B Good says :

    I Love these photos of Roger, yeah! age is a state of mind right, i’m crazy about Roger and i’m nearly
    60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but look much YOUNGER!
    Really nervous about tonights match with Soderling, i’m on tenterhooks, cant relax, i will be sending
    Roger my positive energy vibrations, for the right result.

  8. heba1992 says :

    doooootsieeeeee…. OMG 4th pic o_O O_o and the BOND PIC…..*FAINTS*
    ahem…ahem…doots your distracting us from…..FRAZZLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG❤❤ xx

  9. dari says :

    l i can say is thank you, my moderate tennis fan friend will be very happy to see thesea! ANNNNNDDDDD holy heck, BIG match tonight!
    DO IT, ROGER! SHOW HIM WHO YOU7 AREA!

  10. Beckham says :

    That’s got to be Mirka with the black and white dress in the born to be bond pic, no?! I always thought Mirka had really nice legs, needs to show them more often.😉

  11. pban says :

    Too sick with frazzling to appreciate these….CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER SLAM WEEKEND WITHOUT FEDDY (sorry for the capslock)

  12. jfk says :

    Roger Federbond so damn hot!!! DVF is feeling him up. Get your paws off of him!!!

  13. gamegrrle says :

    Oh.My.God.

    **Puddles onto the Floor**

    Please wait while I reconstitute myself…

    If little girls can have Justin Bieber on their walls, then I want a poster size picture of # 4 on my bedroom door so I can stare at it everytime I close it.

    **Faints**

  14. ishmael69 says :

    Oh boy, indeed, what the hell is he doing at a Fashion Show when he should be getting his mojo ready for Sod?
    The only acceptable excuse would be that he was the model, and delivers pics of his sexy walk on the catwalk!

    Seriously, I’ll have to set my alarm clock at 3:00am tonight to watch this match. If he screws it up with too much brainfarting I’ll join Dippy at throwing rotten eggs… and then I’ll offer to clean him up🙂

  15. jandemom says :

    Photo #4 — Oh. My. Goodness. Kind of takes my breath away.

    And what a great performance against Soderling! Everything was working well & efficient BP cpnversions. Yay Roger! Keep it up & come on!

  16. Sharon says :

    Roger could stop traffic walking around NYC in those jeans and then he turns up all suaved up in that suit….. *DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*

    So happy the Swedish meatballs Roger had for dinner didn’t give him indigestion and it took only three mouthfuls to clean the plate! LOL

  17. Freudo says :

    Doots thanks for sharing your happiness. I woke with a severe case of joy myself. I wish I was Doots, or Roger, or Mirak, or one of those lucky girls of his, but the day after seeing him play with the wind, all that quick twitch excellence, well, it’s even great to be me!!!

  18. BS says :

    Besides being adorable and awesome, Roger is just really cool! And he certainly knows how to dress himself. Thank you doots- you’re awesome too!🙂

  19. Maria says :

    That title had me Rolling on the floor laughing! How inspired!

    As for the photos…………….. oh well, what’s to be said… one picture is 1000 words…

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