Picspam: So long as Fed can win and eyes can see / so long lives Doots and Doots gives porn to thee.

Soderling? Soderling who?

At <all I need is a picket fence>, we frazzle and at times moot over philosophical questions of “eras” and “GOATs”. But first and foremost, we dedicate ourselves to the appreciating the sheer deliciousness of Sir Wogie McFed Shankalot, also known by a series of other highly sophisticated nicknames, such as Feddy le Teddy, Rogiebums, Squishyballs …

You get the drift.

So what kinduva self-anointed Head Bitch would I be if I didn’t spam you with the latest New York Paparazzi binge on Fed? Especially since the anally-polite Swiss media (Swiss people in general) so respects Mr Fed’s privacy while he’s yodelling in their domestic alps that he is almost never snapped just casually walking down the street. I mean, that’s the shit we really care about. Ain’t it?

Well … in the land where even White House internships turn into raunchy national soap operas, Mr Fed (not the star of any raunchy soap operas outside Dootsie’s head or his own bedroom) was CAUGHT strutting nay sashaying nay sauntering nay – floating-down-the-street-like-the-omnipresent-Holy-Ghost with Mrs Fed and Gavin Rossdale. How scandalous! How newsworthy! How BREAKING!

Gotta love the walk. Doesn’t this kitty look exactly like Mr TMF?

Of course, Mr Rossdale ain’t the only minor celeb our darling boy hangs out with. Teddy was spotted later that night at the Fashion Night Out with his fangirls.

Umm … FUCK OFF HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAD.

FUCK OFF HE’S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE YOUR SON.

Anna Wintour invited some of Vogue’s most loyal friends and subjects to grace her front row at Fashion’s Night Out: The Show. Cover girl Blake Lively sat beside the editor-in-chief, only to be outdone by tennis great Roger Federer, who took a break from the US Open to attend the show. Even Diane von Furstenberg couldn’t resist the urge to get up from her seat to greet Federer. Fellow athletes Serena Williams and The New York Knick’s Amare Stoudemire shared in the energy as did Leighton Meester and Ashley Tisdale. Even the most famous faces in the crowd were impressed!

Source: GlamChic

This is Diane von Furstenberg, by the way. (FUCK OFF YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE NON-ROYAL CIVILIANS.)

Born to be Bond.

Born to be gorgeous.

Enough picspamming. I order y’all to get back to frazzling NAOO!

xx doots

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