The Federstalker: Thirst-quenching.
You know that feeling? When you’re absolutely parched, dying of thirst, and you finally, FINALLY, get your hands a glass of icy cold water. You take one giant gulp. Then a second one. And all of a sudden, you’re drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking – your throat bulging, liquids sploshing around inside you – until you’re completely bloated from stomach to bladder.
Then you sit back, burp, and think about how fucking awesome life is?
Here’s your blast of Fed-related goodies to bloat you from stomach to bladder.
On his year thus far:
“I haven’t had the best of luck this year, but that’s normal. This is what professional tennis is like, no one can stay on top forever. But I’ve never thought about retirement and I’m full of hope for the World Tour Finals. I think I can still achieve more in the future and I’m confident that I can get back to No 1.”
On the China Open
Federer explained why he couldn’t play the China Open in Beijing: ‘for a professional tennis player, it’s true that you can’t play in every tournament. Farther towards the end of the season, the trickier your schedule gets, especially if you’ve got any injuries or physical conditioning problems. I hope to play the China Open someday. Actually 2 years ago during the Olympics, I played in Beijing, so I have no regrets, and I think the fans in Beijing for their support.’
Since arriving in Shanghai, Federer has spent some time practicing with Sam Querrey.
Fun fact #1: Querrey asked Federer if he has made the World Tour Finals yet, Federer said he didn’t know, but “I’m sure that Rafa’s made it.”
Fun fact #2: according to the fastidious Shanghai paparazzi, Federer and Querrey went through 4 buckets of balls during practice. Hard work? I don’t fink so: Querrey challenged Roger to see who can hit more balls onto the roof of the stadium.
FUCKERS, GET BACK TO WORK. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF DOOTSIE’S STOMACH ULCERS.
Fun Fact #3: …..
Fun fact No 4: 15 months hold twin GOATs (kids?) in the making…
“I’m so happy they [Myla and Charlene] can both hold tennis rackets now, but whatever sport they want to pay in the future is their own choice.”
15 months old and Roger Federer is testing to see if his twin mangos can hold tennis rackets? Oh Feddy, don’t even try to tell me you don’t care. DON’T. EVEN.
This calls for more Federporn, me thinks: