Tennis Fashion: Australian Open 2011, the Nike Kids.
The Nike range, a slightly less visually offensive bunch than the Adidas watermelon series.
But gradients for Vika? I’m reserving judgment til I see it.
Sharapova’s AO outfit – continuing her theme of strappy, cross-over dresses, but why does it look like a bra sewn over a dress?
The Dress-Never-To-Be. Excuse me while I wipe that single teardrop trickling down my face.
Come back soon Serena.
Rafa, in 48 shades of citrus. I like the colour on him, but I’m really, really hoping the back of that orange top is just a stain and not an homage to Ed Hardy …
As for Wogie McFed – OH MAH GAH! WHADAYA MEAN he’s not wearing another entirely original shade of blue?! Don Draper says WHUT?! We have BUTTERCUP WOGIE?!
Witness my expression of shock and flabbergastation.
Now witness Buttercup Wogie …
Boo – he’s wearing the white version with the yellow lining. I prefer Buttercup Wogie to be honest. Now he looks like a boiled egg.