Djoker, you have officially been pwned.
He flew down to Australia to play the Hopman Cup.
Not Chennai. Not Doha. Not Brisbane. The Hopman Cup.
He entertained near capacity crowds all week in Perth. He took out Starace, gave Murray a work out. He played the longest match in history last year. He LOST the longest match in history last year.
And now? He’s gone and squeezed himself into a dress. What more does a guy have to do to get a little attention (and a friggin break) here?
People know him. People would go and watch him play.
Come. The fuck. On. Australian Open, give Mahut a wild card.