20 days. Hmmph LIKE I’M EVEN COUNTING.
Okay, okay. I am not dead, neither is Federbear, although he does have satay sauce on his pants, which is not due to anything kinky on my part. I plan to write up some kind of Aus Open clusterfuck recap soon, once I emerge triumphant from my day job and volunteering stint. Then I shall take a 2 week break from bloggage to visit Middle Earth (NZ), before returning to haunt you all with my ovary-explosions.
THAT IS THE PLAN BITCHES. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Meanwhile, here’s a video of Wogie’s practice sessions at the Aus Open, taken and edited by the lovely LJ – Picket Fence reader, Wogie-wuvver, media wiz and total nerd (only in a mysterious, time-travelling nerd way, of course, like Dr Who but ASIAN).
Umm. I am rambling. I’m also getting high off putting Baileys in my coffee instead of milk. WHEEE!
Anyway, I’m posting this video because 1) it is pretty rad, 2) LJ needs a job as a professional paparazzo, so more people should check out her MAD STALKING SKILLZ and 3) there is some MAJOR ASS PERVING going on IN SLO-MOTION at 4:30. I love it so hard I want to put it in puff pastry and bake it into an ASS PERVING PIE. OH-MAH-GAH!
The only way this could get better is if there were moobs in it too.
I’m really actually rambling now. I will SHUT UP. Watch the video. Drool where appropriate. Put MOAR Baileys in your coffee.
Okay. Shut. Up. Me.