Indian Wells: It all comes down to one word really … WHUT?!

Murray Donald Young

My face, upon witnessing Andy Murray’s straight sets loss to Donald Young …

Murrays teeth

I mean, really, Ahndee. To his credit, Donald Young played a spirited match, but it’s that much easier to be spirited against a mopey, moody opponent with the EQ of a prepubescent boy. And there is nothing, I repeat – nothing, less entertaining than watching Murray suck himself into a whirlpool of misery and self-loathing.

Nonetheless, it’s a fantastic result for Donald Duck, who has yet to score a Top 10 win until today. No doubt this will make his case for USTA wild cards much easier in the year ahead.

FUCK YEAH DONALD YOUNG

It was a tough day at the office for some of the other top seeds in tennis too, as Sexlana was unceremoniously tossed out of the tournament by Christina McHale 76 76, making this her third early exit from Indian Wells in the last 5 years. Li Na soon followed, losing to Peng Pong 64 36 36 to join Muzz in the Post-Aus Open Losers Club.

Masha Fierce almost suffered the same fate, coming from behind to squeak past Anabel Medina Garrigues 74 67 61. It wasn’t the most auspicious of starts to the tournament, but having pulled out of Paris, Doha and Dubai because of a viral illness, I’ll take a win over a Muzzerable exit any day, especially one that involves Masha looking like a giant tangerine dream.

Sharapova

Two time champion Daniel Hantuchova was technically “upset” by a player who had fallen outside the Top 100 and struggled to win any matches at all for the last year and a half. But that player happens to be former World No 1 Dina Safina, on the rebound from the absolute nadir of her career.

“After Australia, there was a moment I came to Moscow for the Fed Cup. I said to my mom, ‘I’m retiring.’ I said, ‘I don’t want any more of this.’”

But there’s nothing like a ickle pep talk from Momma to put some sprint back in your step. Safina steered clear of early retirement, and after winning just one match all year, she has now won TWO MATCHES IN A ROW this week at Indian Wells. Like – woah! Stop the presses!

“I played two tournaments, and then I injured my back before Wimbledon. So at that moment, I think I should have really stopped and, you know, take time to recover full and to come back maybe end of the season, but not rushing it. I was rushing. I wanted to play, and then end up in the worst situation. So this was my worst mistake.”

Anyone who reads this blog would know how I feel about Dinara Safina in general, but at the end of the day, a young girl working her ass off to come back from the wild moors of tennis wasteland doesn’t deserve any of my snark and sarcasm.

So … yer know … well done, good luck, and all that … *shifts awkwardly*

Safina

MOVING ON before I get all soft and hormonal …

I saw very little of the match, but it was good to see Dr Ivo reopen his clinic after slumping to 239th in the world after an Archilles tendon surgery last year. Archilles no more, Ivo accomplished his first ever victory over Aus Open semifinalist and Acapulco winner Lord Farquaad, 76 63, winning 86% of his first-serves and serving 9 aces.

Obviously talking to balls didn’t help …

Ferrer talking to balls

The OOP for tomorrow has been updated in the Frazzle Post.

Happy Sunday, bitches!

xx doots

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5 responses to “Indian Wells: It all comes down to one word really … WHUT?!”

  1. Matt Zemek says :

    Yes, there are things less entertaining than Murray moping. They’re things that make our blog hostess with the mostess want to dump Federbear into a vat of burning sulfur.

    Happy Sunday…. yes. But it’s much more than that: Happy SELECTION SUNDAY, otherwise known as Christmas morning for American sports fans and ground-zero day for office printers and copiers in workstations around the United States.

    FUCCCHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHT!
    🙂

  2. Katarina_YYZ says :

    Yeesh. Keep that NCAA March Madness talk out of here… it’s the reason IW and Miami are so poorly covered on TV, A big Nelson Munz-style “Ha ha” to Murray’s early exit, and Go Roger!

    • dari says :

      thanks to tennis channel I can have it all. no need to mention b ball march madness again, tennis has its own!
      Murray needs his head fixed, majorly. Seems like I’ve had to wait forever to see roger play here. best of luck to roger in his first match!

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