Frazzle Post: Miami

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Miami Monday Preview

  • Stosur, probably the least fierce member of the WTA top 10, take on Masha Epitome-of-Fierce. You won’t want to miss this train wreck of shrieky implosions.
  • Wogie takes on Baby Jesus, one of the few guys on the ATP who seems to root against Fed in a partisan way. All the more reason to SMASH HIM LIKE A GUITAR.
  • Rafa plays Flopez, the last man to beat Rafael Nadal on grass; but the Universal Law of Paella says Nadal makes a quick meal out of him.
  • Jo-Willy seeks revenge against his Aussie Open spoiler Dolgolurve, preferably shirtlessand moob-ful.
  • I’ve seen Kim play some fairly atrocious tennis just in 2011 alone, but in 9 out of 10 cases, she’ll come through, playing like a hot mess and looking like a total winner. Expect more of the same against Fistpumpovic tomorrow. Prove me wrong?

OOP

STADIUM start 11:00 am

[4] S Stosur (AUS) vs [16] M Sharapova (RUS) – WTA
[1] C Wozniacki (DEN) vs [21] A Petkovic (GER) – WTA

Not Before 2:00 PM

[3] R Federer (SUI) vs [32] J Monaco (ARG) – ATP
[1] R Nadal (ESP) vs F Lopez (ESP) – ATP

Not Before 7:30 PM

[21] A Dolgopolov (UKR) vs [15] J Tsonga (FRA) – ATP

Not Before 9:00 PM

[19] A Ivanovic (SRB) vs [2] K Clijsters (BEL) – WTA

GRANDSTAND start 11:00 am

C Berlocq (ARG) vs [7] T Berdych (CZE) – ATP
[Q] O Rochus (BEL) vs [13] M Youzhny (RUS) – ATP
A Medina Garrigues (ESP) vs [6] J Jankovic (SRB) – WTA

Not Before 4:30 PM

[5] F Schiavone (ITA) vs [9] A Radwanska (POL) – WTA
[25] G Simon (FRA) vs P Cuevas (URU) – ATP

COURT 2 start 11:00 am

S Peng (CHN) vs [26] A Dulgheru (ROU) – WTA
P Petzschner (GER) vs J Tipsarevic (SRB) – ATP
[11] N Almagro (ESP) vs F Mayer (GER) – ATP
[15] M Bartoli (FRA) vs [3] V Zvonareva (RUS) – WTA

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One response to “Frazzle Post: Miami”

  1. girl_from_mi says :

    As a Wogie & Wafa fan, my ovaries implode at the mere thought of a fedal final. However, having them on the same side of the draw certainly frees up an enormous amount of my time. Instead of having to fit one of them in every day, I can consolidate my tennis viewing to every other day. And the bonus is that there is an entire 1/2 of the draw that I just don’t have to care about. (except please Novak please lose please nothing personal, I just can’t handle another meeting between you and Fed right now please)

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