Picspam: BOOM! Your lady tubes just DIED OF CUTE.
As the Wogie McFed clan jet around the US, more and more pictures of the Twin Mangoes are emerging, slaying ovaries and lady tubes worldwide with their SHEER CUTENESS.
MRF and CRF turned up to their daddy’s doubles match in Indian Wells last week to show their support, and everything, I mean EVERYTHING about them looked like a miniature version of Wogie.
Yes. That’s a teenyweeny RF jacket she’s wearing. *clutches ladytubes in pain* TOO MUCH CUTENESS! TOO MUCH!
It’s strange how despite being identical twins, they already look so different. The ickle one wearing pants is a girlie girl, sporting a fringe and cheeks full of squishiness…
… But the one that’s pantless is daddy’s little girl, with the same hair, same nose, same semi-scowl and even the same body language as Wogie.
100% Roger Federer, down to the last strand of curls. No wonder Mirka looks like one proud Mama.
PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER.