Picspam: Queen of the Player’s Box, Greatest Muse in Tennis. Bow down bitches. Bow down.

‘Pologies for the utter silence on Miami weekend results. Unfortunately, I’ve been ill (for actual medical reasons, not just because of Roger’s disgusting semifinal performance). But all that another post when I recover some of that snark energy.

Meanwhile, have a picspam.

Dear Roger,

Just because you’re wearing that cardigan like some romance novel coverboy does not mean I am not angry at you.

YOU KILIMANJARO-SIZED PILE OF TURD.

xx doots

Of course, Roger was out and about in Miami to celebrate the birthday of his significant other, Mirka (34) with a bunch of her girl friends and umm … Anna Wintour.

Checking yourself out in the car window while pretending to look inside, DON’T THINK I DON’T KNOW THAT OLD TRICK, Roger Federer. I WROTE that fucking trick book.

I wish neither to over-exaggerate nor underestimate Mirka’s influence on Roger’s career, but suffice to say that her presence over so many years by his side certainly made it easier for him to concentrate on his career.

It was also one of the things that suggested to me, even before I became a fan of Federer, that he was a loyal, decent and ordinary man blessed with extraordinary talent.

Happy belated birthday 🙂

xx doots