Passing Thoughts: Tuesday Five.

1. Clay was never his thing. But Madrid was oxymoronically a “fast” clay court, and he was playing a guy  whose first name is Flavio, ranked 149 places below him. So I’m sure you’d agree that it was perfectly reasonable to expect Andy Roddick to … yer know … win a match to start his season.

But of course, he didn’t – losing to the Italian qualifier Cipolla 6-4 6-7 (7-9) 6-3 in three hours and two minutes. This unfortunately ends a slight opportunity for Roddick to rejoin the top 10 after Madrid. Post-match, Roddick put his problem down to movement.

“There was a lot of frustration. It wasn’t a ball-striking thing, it was just a movement thing. The part where I was terrible tonight was moving forward and winning some of those awkward points.

“And once it became a battle of movement his was a lot better than mine on this stuff.”

The fact that he refers to clay as “this stuff” says something about Roddick’s affinity (or lack thereof) to the surface. But on the upside, you can’t be too disappointed if you expected nothing.

2. Two rounds, two three setters, and somehow in the last 3 years, it has been on clay where Maria Sharapova has pleasantly surprised.

Don’t get me wrong: no one would never accuse Maria Sharapova of being “graceful” or pleasant on the eyes on any surface, least of all clay. But as someone who actually appreciates the elementary crassness of her game, it was simply comforting to watch a 3 set match where Sharapova served at 77%, won 74% of her first serves, 50% of her second, and faced only one break point.

3. Franny Schiavs, who successfully kicked off in Madrid with a straight set win over Peng Shuai on Sunday, was recently interviewed by a weekly magazine “Diva and Woman” where she revealed the weapon to her tennistical success.

“For a woman, sex before a match not only is allowed, it is also fantastic. Elevates your hormones, heightens all the senses(?).” – Francesca Schiavone

16-14 in Australia. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

4. Once again, tennistical commentary challenges the limits of human logical deduction. For some tennis commentators this week, the fact that Roger Federer decided to sign up to Rotterdam 2012 could only lead to one, inevitable, incontrovertible conclusion: Roger Federer is in decline.

In what may be an early sign of things to come, Roger Federer is changing his schedule next year to include Rotterdam in the winter. Federer, who last played Rotterdam in 2005 when he won, has always been very cautious and wise with his schedule and year-long commitments.

But with Federer adding a tournament in Rotterdam just after the Australian Open, is Federer now resigned to the fact that he may not be winning as many tournaments as he use to, which in turn also cuts down on the number of matches he plays.

So to make up for it Federer adding tournaments in anticipation if not being the player he once was?

Source: if you feel like clicking on it

A sign of things to come? Fancy that!

Here I was, just innocently thinking that Federer signed up to Rotterdam 1) as a favour to an ol’ friend Richard Krajicek, 2) to fulfill his usual quota of rotating minor tournament participation each year (Estoril, Stockholm, Tokyo, you name it). But of course, esteemed people far more perceptive and analytical than me came to a different conclusion.

According to the same logic:

  1. Federer plays more tournaments = he knows he can’t win as much because he’s in decline.
  2. Federer plays less tournaments = he knows he won’t win them all because he’s in decline.
  3. Federer wins smaller tournaments = he knows he can’t win the big ones because he’s in decline.
  4. Federer wins big tournaments = he only cares about the slams now that he’s in decline.
  5. Federer impregnates woman with twin mangoes and gets hitched in secret wedding = he’s looking for an exit strategy because he’s in decline.
  6. Federer can’t stop laughing in video clip = he’s developing early onset dementia because he’s in decline.
  7. Federer shoots a can off a guy’s head  = he’s looking for a career as a William Tell double now that he’s in decline.
  8. Federer gets out of bed in the morning = time passes so he’s CLEARLY. IN. DECLINE.

Such intelligent people we have in tennistical spheres. Truly.

5. I have yet to find an English version of this interview, so excuse the shoddy auto-translate-and-edit job. The Spanish ABC Sports published this interview of Wodge McFed today, and I’ve taken out a few questions because Google Translation offended me with its grammar, but the bulk of it is there:

This year, you’ve only lost to Nadal, Djokovic and Melzer. Are you happy with the results?

I don’t think they are bad. People say they are not special, but if I look back at what I’ve done, with semifinals or better results from Wimbledon ’til my loss in the Monte Carlo quarterfinals, I’ve been in a lot of good matches. It’s good news, because last year, for four months, I played just five matches going into Madrid and I didn’t feel good. I’m fine now, I have no problems and it’s been a while since I’ve felt that way. I’m happy.

How is your back?

Yes, yes, I’m happy with it. I’ve had two good weeks in Switzerland, working hard with Stefan Koubek, Pierre Paganini in the gym and good weather, luckily.

Now there is talk of a new rivalry between Nadal and Djokovic. Do you feel excluded?

It’s more than three, honestly. The top five, with Soderling and Murray, we’re all close, we’ve all played well since Wimbledon or even earlier. Not everyone can win a tournament, only won one person can. Nadal has an impressive record since Australia, he was able to make four consecutive finals. Djokovic has a perfect record, having won everything since the Davis Cup. But I also had a terrific finish to last season, since the American summer season I’ve been playing fine. Murray may have had less brilliant results since Australia, but in Monaco he played well, and he knows how to play. And the same goes for Soderling. I think ultimately we are living a very good time in tennis.

Nadal said Djokovic is less aggressive.

When you’re confident things are easier. And he intends to stretch the streak to the max. Novak didn’t played in Monte Carlo, he has rested more, he played a tournament Belgrade that was easier to win than Monaco (LOL) and so he’s still confident. It will be very hard for him to win Madrid, Rome and Paris, but I also think it’ll be hard to lose that confidence even with a loss, unless he lost in the early rounds.

Nadal is defending many points. Who is the favorite to reach number one at Wimbledon?

It’s very open. All three of us have chances. I’m not defending a lot in the Grand Slams. Neither is Novak. I have more chances in Wimbledon, Rafa in France and Djokovic everywhere because he’s playing great. We shall see, it is very difficult to bet on someone. If we’re talking about who might be No 1 at the end of the year, Novak has better chances because he already has a slam and two Masters, but there’s a lot of tennis to be played. The year isn’t over.

Is No 1 still a priority for you?

Yes, it is. It’s always the goal. Nadal has to defend many points and I don’t, so I have a good chance. But I know I have to do something special and that means winning a Grand Slam. Otherwise, it will be difficult, I know.

What are you working on with your coach, Paul Anaconne?

My game, other players, strategy, what we need to practice. Many things. Trying to make me a better player. I ask, he gives me advice, tells me what I should change. I don’t pay him to tell me I’m great. He won’t or to tell me I’m the best.

What has changed in you since you became a parent?

Many things. But I’m not too fond of the word “change” because it can be understood as something negative. I’m really adapted to this new situation. I’ve spent many years doing the same things with my life, with my stuff. I’ve always found it easier to travel with Mirka. Now there are many other things to do, and to try and be the best parents for girls. It needs organization, that’s for sure, but I have a great team. Mirka does a lot of work with the girls, my parents too. They’re also very helpful. I live a very lucky life, I’m happy with the people around me.

Do the twins recognize you when they see you on TV?

Yes, they recognise me. At Indian Wells and Miami, they went to the stadium and saw me on screen, yes. That was funny.

What patterns do you see?

Not a lot, but we watch a lot of television. I’d rather they draw on a piece of paper, or play with toys, or learn things, recognize what a banana is, or a lion. I think that’s better than watching television.

Your career has been great. What’s left for you to achieve in tennis?

Nothing. Obviously I’d like to win more, but I have more than I ever imagined. If someone told me when I won my first junior Wimbledon at 16 that I would win 16 grand slams, I would’ve said it was impossible. I am content to have one, but I never thought my career might be like Becker, Edberg or Sampras, who were my heroes.

I want to experience the feeling of winning a big Davis Cup play-off in the future … I’m focused on return to number one at some point, the Olympic Games at Wimbledon … There are still many goals.



  1. Fabulous interview. Some endearing comments from Wogie about the vices of television and parental education. Clearly, he’s going to be THAT kinda dad. You know! The kind that tells his daughters to watch the Discovery Channel instead of the latest season of Gossip Girl. Come to think of it – he’ll probably want you home by 11pm on a weeknight too. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU WOGIE!
  2. It’s totally disturbing and pervy that I seem to have developed a thing for young dads upon reading this.
  3. I smiled at Federer’s subtle implication that Djokovic pulled out of Monte Carlo to prolong his streak and keep himself “in the zone”. Nadal’s streak, Djokovic’s streak, one of the two is coming to an end this week. But personally, I’m hoping – against all odds – that this may be the start of a brand new streak for Roger Federer.
  4. Does any one lead a more charmed life than Federer? Travelling around with a family he so obviously loves; 16 slams; ambition, dreams, contentment and pride in his achievements thus far. I think it’s fair to say that despite much fabricated angst in the media, dude’s in a good place in his life right now.

xx doots

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11 responses to “Passing Thoughts: Tuesday Five.”

  1. Marie says :

    Great post Doots.

  2. marcoiac says :

    Oh Doots, such a rich post. So much to say, so little time…
    On parenting: he said ‘I’d rather them drawing, but we watch a lot of TV…’ he’ll be a good dad, for sure, but one can see already the pattern: once daddy’s girls, always daddy’s girls. Those two kids already know how to convince daddy. Somehow, this reminds me of someone….
    On coaching: he said he asks for advice, but Fed, I AM NOT SURE U R LISTENING. I haven’t seen much change since Annaccone came on board, and I am pretty sure that Paul he’s not the kind of guy who refrains from specific advices on how to change things. Fed, open your ears.
    On Roddick: his movement was really painful to watch, for the little of that match I watched
    On Franny: oh yes, the italians know better 🙂

  3. FortuneCookie says :

    I must be really out the loop because I had no idea that Roddick had even played,nevermind lost…OH.ANDY.

    As for the Wogie McFed interview,love it…(loved your LOL too 😛 ), it’s sweet to see him already being a “typical Dad”, in about 15 years time he’s going to be the one with a shotgun at the door ready to greet or terrify any potential boyfriends (or you know,the nice neutral Swiss equivalent of this 😉 )

    • dootsiez says :

      Swuss equivalent of this?

      In 15 years, he’ll be out there shooting cans off potential boyfriend’s head. YOU WATCH.

  4. dari says :

    You and roger warmed my heart, dootsiez.
    There’s birds chirping and harps playing in my ears after reading the interview and your reflections. Thanks for that 🙂

  5. Pratha says :

    GREAT POST Doots! 😀
    The comms are sick!And you cracked me up with your elaboration of The Logic! LOL I love how u completely blow these people off,they ought to read it,will put their heads in the right place 😉 And I also loved the last part about Roger.Made me smile from ear to ear 🙂

    Keep them coming! 😀

  6. Joan Moore says :

    I read a slightly different translation of this interview: instead of what “patterns” do they see, the word was actually cartoons and Roger said they didn’t see many and in fact they DIDN’T watch a lot of TV. That makes a lot more sense.

  7. ines says :

    Thanks for the post.As Dari says”you and Roger warmed my heart”.Amazing interview.Such a different guy!
    Go Roger!!!

  8. flo says :

    Sharapova is the chimera of easy on the eyes with a game lacking in style/grace/flair points. But then very few women have an interesting game (Schiavone is the best imo).

    Federer obviously keeps up with the tennis news and his rivals and tryies to read their mentality because he’s correct. Djokovic clearly rested early in the clay season, avoided a possible disadvantageous matchup with Nadal and chose to make the first possible encounter in Madrid (which favors him a bit more should they meet in the finals). That’s obviously strategic and if he beats Nadal in Madrid then he would have accomplished multiple goals: (1) sowing doubt in Nadal’s mind (2) boosting his own confidence to beat Nadal in Paris (3) solidifying his status as the best player in the moment.

  9. pban says :

    ah doots your comments are priceless,i only read your blog for tennis views now as the rest of tennis sphere just makes me wonder whether roger did really do all those stuff….the gushing over rafa and novak is sickening. I mean Roger did all of that and then did it again or was it just my imagination?

  10. Lady B Good. says :

    OMG ROGER!!!!!!!!!!! Three sets PHEW!!!!!!!!!!! My BP and heart rate is sky high, being an RF fan these days is
    hazardrous to your health, each match should come with a government health warning!!!!!!
    Hope you are not to tired for Malisse tomorrow.

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