You thought you could just prance around in a pair of checkered shorts and win me back, did you? DID YOU?!
Once again, Captain Adorkable demonstrates his questionable taste in swim trunks on the sunny shores of Sardinia. (Corsica post-Wimbledon 2010, Sardinia post-Wimbledon. Tough life for the $63 million man.)
Dootsie is not impressed. Dootsie is not moved. DOOTSIE IS NOT EVEN SQUEALING EXCITEDLY INTO A PILLOW AT THE SIGHT OF MCFUDD’S FLOPPY SIDE-PARTED CURLS. Nope. Not having your babies. I MEAN IT.
OH MY GOATCHEESE. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.