Oh NAOOO you show your squinty face! Hmmph!
Oh LOOK who remembered he has a Facebook account?
Such a tough life for a Swiss tennis phenomenon – ferries, lakes, Swiss alps, twin mangos, twin moobies. But one thing is for certain, when Woger wants to hide, he actually just apparates off the face of this planet like a magical Hairy Otter.
Welcome back Squishy, I TOTALLY DIDN’T MISS YOU AT ALL. (Noooo! Don’t leave! Update your Facebook again!)
P.S. Happy Swissy National Day to all spiritual Swissies (and actual Swissies!) Let us frolic and yodel like it’s 1999!
P.P.S. Got a birthday message for Woger? Write it down, take a picture, upload it onto yfrog or tinypic and send the link to me for the birthday post. Got it?!