Vidspam: Back in town and back in business, bitches.

Good night/morning from Melbourne!

At last I’ve arrived back in my hometown for the Open and will be yodelling my support for Captain Spongebob at Melbourne Park starting tomorrow. Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hooooooooo!

Meanwhile, the Captain sailed through his first round against Paire, winning 62 64 61.

What can I say? It wasn’t much of a contest, even the Mighty Babes left their daddy to finish off his work after turning up for a few games. Paire never presented much of a challenge, and Federer barely needed to lift himself out of B-grade tennis the whole match.

But it was purty, it was teasing, and OH GAWD I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS TENNIS FOR SO LONG I NEED A MINUTE TO DEAL WITH SO MANY FEELS.

The post match on court interview with Courrier was entertaining as always. Hands up those of you who think Jim Courrier should just be given more air time, all year round, rather than for the 2 weeks down under. He’s a commentator who adds value to what he says, and appears put spectators and players alike at ease.

Thumbs up to Roger on the “compared to women, I’m nowhere” comment. As much as he just went along with the flow of conversation out there, it’s a comfort to know that he at least doesn’t share the views and insecurities of some of the dicks that he plays against.

And you know Mirka’s the ‘bad cop’. In fact, you know Mirka’s pretty much the boss to end all bosses.

See y’all at the Open tomorrow.