Facing Facts And Feeling Fine

The story of Fedal XXVII began on Twitter. P.J. and I briefly DM-ed each other before Thursday’s Australian Open semifinal (notice that you can’t spell “semifinal” without “seminal,” for that is what the moment was…) between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. If Grandpa McSquishy Pants won, P.J. would do the write-up. If Rafa rose to the occasion and did the voodoo that 2009 in Melbourne once knew, it was agreed that I would handle this task.

Well, here I am.

Dammit.

This is a Federer fan blog, for those of you on the outside looking in (if you’re a first-time Picket Fencer, welcome; just know that Federese is spoken in these here parts…). Therefore, this community once again feels the sting of a semifinal loss against a great rival. However, I’ve always written – here and on other online haunts such as Peter Bodo’s TennisWorld – that there’s room enough for Rafa fans in a Fed appreciation society, and vice versa. Ever since their first major semifinal – on that electric June evening in Paris in 2005 – this most fascinating of sports rivalries has polarized and fragmented tennis fans across the world. Yet, on the occasion of their second semifinal meeting in a major – six and a half long years later – the appropriate instinct is to emphasize how great these men have been – together – for the sport and, by extension, our lives. Thursday’s 3-hour, 42-minute battle royale should evoke such a sentiment in every continent and heart.

Yes, the pain of loss is fresh for Planet Federer, but that sick, sad feeling ought to subside and give way to an appreciation of both Our Roger – deficient but gallant – and the Vamos Brigade’s dashing hero, who found some more of that 2009-style mojo at Rod Laver Arena. This well-worn rivalry has become so entrenched in the public mind that its various memes and narratives have become almost impossible to detach from, its tension points intractable and insoluble. Yet, it’s my humble opinion that as Federer climbs into his 30s and Rafa begins to face the march toward his late 20s and – with it – the loss of the footspeed on which he depends, it’s so important for Roger and Rafa fans to come to terms with these legendary champions, their soaring virtues, and their small yet present weaknesses.

The bottom line is that after Thursday’s match, Federer fans need to face some facts… and feel fine about it all. There are plenty of truths to be told in the careers of Roger and Rafa. The ones that don’t favor Wogie McFed don’t have to be denied or avoided, and they don’t have to be cast in a negative light. In fact, the more respect Mr. Nadal receives, the more the happy glow of praise reflects on Mr. Federer himself.

You don’t have to like it, fellow Fed fans. I don’t. However, it’s simply a fact of life that when Roger and Rafa play in the majors, the Spaniard is the better big-point player. Make no mistake, Federer won plenty of big points on Thursday; Roger saved triple break point in the third set and dug out of a few 15-40 deficits at other points in the match, including 2-all in the fourth. Federer won the tense first-set tiebreak; held serve at 4-5 and 5-6 in the third when logic suggested that Nadal would break to win the set before a tiebreak; and created break point opportunities until the very end.

There was just one problem with all the big points Federer did win in this battle of champions: They weren’t as numerous as the points Nadal won.  In a match littered with errors but defined primarily by the artistic excellence and always-emergent creativity of these two marvels, Nadal had the final say. It is perfectly fair to say that the breakdown of Federer’s forehand cost Roger the match, but one can’t make that comment in isolation; in tennis, the opponent on the other side of the net is part of the dialogue, and on Thursday, Nadal played a part in making Federer’s money shot hit far too much tape and net.

The shot that lingers in the memory from the 2009 Australian Open final was Rafa’s forehand pass in the first set, with Federer serving at 4-2, 30-15. Federer did everything right — playing with aggression and decisiveness, he ultimately stuck a shot to the ad corner with textbook crispness and precision. Rafa, though, running like a demon well behind the baseline, used his long strides and bolo-whip action to call forth a mighty passing shot that Federer couldn’t touch. It’s possible to say that Federer thought the point was over, but then again, how can any human being be conditioned to expect not just a ball coming back, but with a ridiculous hooking spin just inside the sideline? There was no answer for Rafa’s passing shot three years ago. Nadal is that rarest of men who can absorb a peRFect-10 kind of point from Roger Federer and stamp a big fat “11″ on a package marked “return to sender,” or more technically, “return past sender.” Those displays of otherworldly brilliance have managed to unsettle Fed just enough to make a difference when it really counts. In the spirit of disrupting a person’s mental comfort zone, there’s simply no need to overthink the matter: Federer loses to Nadal not because of the game plan, but because his shots don’t hold up for the duration. He doesn’t lose because of tactics, but because of execution. He doesn’t lose because he fails to hit tremendous shots – Federer would have owned a good 35 more winners on Thursday if he had been playing anyone other than Rafa – but because Nadal forces him to hit four or five more weapons-grade groundstrokes on a majority of points. Federer finished so many of those points by hitting “only” three.

“Only.”

It’s human nature to be unnerved – as the athlete in the arena or as a devoted fan of that very athlete – when all the things that led to your success and happiness over the years are thrown back at you by an opponent who was born and molded to beat you or make you miserable. Remember all the times when Fed would block back a 135-mile-per-hour Andy Roddick serve, hitting that floated stab return which would land on or just inside the baseline at Centre Court Wimbledon, thereby resetting the point and taking away Roddick’s one big hammer?

Well, that’s what Nadal has done so often to Federer, and with Roger on the verge of making a stirring comeback deep in the fourth set on Thursday, it happened once more, with (anguished) feeling for Fed and his followers.

You saw the play unfold, but it has to be noted for the record: Down 4-5 and having already been counted out by thousands of people on Twitter (I follow only a few thousand; surely, the 20 Fed doubters on my feed could be multiplied…) and perhaps millions around the globe, Federer – cracking the backhand that kept him in this match – earned a break point for 5-all. With one more point, Federer could have put himself in position to take the fourth set to a tiebreak, thereby earning a very realistic shot at one set for a spot in Sunday night’s final. On this break point, Federer didn’t flinch the way he so often has in the past against Nadal (including the 2009 Australian Open final). He played a picture peRFect point, whipping his groundies with authority and then steaming a forehand to the ad corner… the same corner at the same end of the Laver Arena court where Rafa hit that passing shot at 4-2, 30-15, three years ago. This time, though, Nadal didn’t uncork a thermonuclear response. Instead, he hit a defensive lob that soared into the sky. The moonshot didn’t seem likely to stay in the court, given that it flew off Rafa’s racquet, but after 11:15 p.m. at night in Melbourne, the ball wasn’t flying as much as it did at 7:45 p.m., when the match was only three minutes old and Roger was hitting through the court. The ball hung in the air for an eternity but lacked the starch it needed to sail long. It dropped right on the baseline, and in that moment, Federer’s mind had to be in unison with the collective thoughts of his fans: “SH*T!!!!!!!!”

Wanting to do something substantial after putting Rafa on the ropes, Fed went with the overhead from the baseline as he normally does. What wasn’t normal, though, was the combination of pressure and frustration that comes from knowing that an opponent perfectly equipped to beat him – to counter each and every one of his strengths, to beat him at his strongest points – had withstood his very best. Federer has seen Rafa pass him; he’s seen Rafa block balls back, especially on clay; he’s seen Nadal hit mind-boggling shots with impossible angles from unheard-of spots behind the baseline and wide of the doubles alley… spots Nadal used with scary regularity on Thursday night. (By my count, Nadal hit at least five of the 25 best passing shots he has EVER hit in THIS ONE MATCH. Think about that for a bit…) Yet, no matter how often Fed sees Rafa play to the height of defensive genius, it is still hard to accept the notion that your best shotmaking can be stopped by better defense. A real dose of mental weariness crept into Fed’s overhead, and a tame soft-slice version of the overhead – not the emphatic slice overhead Fed hits so well – swerved wide. Nadal, preposterously still serving, closed out the match two points later, and his block-back lob retrieval represented his final escape from peril.

There is simply no point of comparison with the way Rafael Nadal Parera defends a tennis court. Novak Djokovic is worthy of being in the discussion, but he’s very clearly the number two man in the room as far as defense is concerned. (Federer remains a brilliant defender in his own right, and in his 2005-2007 prime, he was every bit as formidable as Djokovic is now.) When Nadal and Djokovic play, they stretch the notions of what defense can be, but that’s because the two-handed backhanders are willing to trade strokes in a male mating ritual version of tennis, two young bucks knocking antlers in an open field. With Federer’s one-hander creating breathtaking brushstrokes of virtuosity at every turn, it’s different for Nadal — Rafa has to respond to Roger’s ability to take the ball a lot earlier and create a more daring angle. If a Nadal-Djokovic tennis meal is meat-and-potatoes two-hand-backhanding at its gritty, grinding best, the Fedal dinner is a succulent stir-fry of colors, oils and spices colliding in a wok and bursting with zesty flavor.

The fact – and it is a fact – that Rafa usually blunts and parries Federer’s finest offerings is the true testament to the quality of the Mallorcan. Federer played an imperfect yet still mesmerizingly entertaining match on Thursday – his highlight reel was anything but sparse – only to run into an opponent who had more answers in the crucible of crunch time.

What are we left with after Fedal XXVII? We’re left with simple truths – some of which go acknowledged and some of which remain hidden. The thing to appreciate about these two men and this rivalry is that there’s room for both truths, both stories, both resumes, to exist side by side.

There’s room for Roger’s offense – supplemented by terrific defense – and Rafa’s defense, which is accompanied by an always-underrated offense.

There’s room to acknowledge that Federer came up short while also seeing that he attacked points and pursued victory with the fullness that was so nakedly absent from the 2007 French Open final, when he refused to go after Nadal’s second serves and hit one tame second ball after another into the net. There’s room to acknowledge that while Federer still fails to win the biggest points against Nadal, he no longer goes meekly into that good night.

There’s room to acknowledge that Federer was the inferior man on Thursday while just as quickly pointing out that Roger is 4.8 years older than Nadal, playing the best 30-year-old tennis since Andre Agassi and retaining so much of the instinctual genius that makes him a fan favorite the world over. There’s room to acknowledge that Federer’s tennis at 30 is likely to eclipse anything Rafa or Djokovic are going to muster.

There’s also room to acknowledge that while Federer has left trophies on the table against Nadal, it is just as true – if not more so – that Nadal has always existed in a mental comfort zone against Federer for reasons that transcend the forehand-to-backhand dynamic. As Rafa said in post-match interviews late Thursday night, seeing Federer set own a standard of extraordinary achievement gave Rafa something to aspire to and shoot for. Rafa has always been the hunter in this rivalry, the man who could measure his evolution as a professional by his performances against Roger. By having that target in front of him throughout his career – in a way Federer could never replicate (not even with his idol, Pete Sampras, who left the scene before Federer hit the big time) – Nadal accessed the deepest wells of concentration and belief, wells that are not about to run dry. One can acknowledge Federer’s frailties against Nadal and yet see, paradoxically, that Roger’s career and all of its virtues are the very things which gave his Spanish friend and rival so much motivational fuel for the long haul, fuel for a decade and not just an 18-month spurt that so many tennis players enjoy but then lose hold of just as rapidly.

One can acknowledge that Rafa is now 3-2 against Fed in majors on non-clay surfaces, but there’s also room to realize that Nadal did not play Fed in hardcourt majors when the Swiss was at his peak. One can acknowledge that Federer’s major dominance extends across all surfaces, but there’s also room to realize that when Federer was Rafa’s age (25.5 years), he had only one French Open final under his belt, which means that Rafa still has time to burnish his hardcourt major credentials.

In the end, I think of this when I think of Nadal’s pursuit of Federer’s records: It is so easy and instinctive from a Fed fan’s perspective to want to make the argument that diminishes Rafa and enhances Federer, but really, why not give Nadal all the credit in the world and flip the script in the process? Praising the Mallorcan for being the one man to stand against Federer only ADDS to Roger’s reputation instead of detracting from it. If Federer’s achievements and skills were not that imposing in the first place, Rafael Nadal would not have emptied his insides and spilled his soul to become the man and player he is today. If Federer’s quality is what we think it is – the most beautiful tennis the world has ever seen, even at age 30, when Pete Sampras was sliding to No. 10 in the rankings (when men’s tennis was comparatively weak) – then Nadal’s ability to pick Fed apart becomes that much more impressive. If Fed’s old man tennis should be treated as the gem it is, Rafa’s 25-year-old prime – which should be better than Federer’s 30-year-old game – can be given its due as well.

For Roger Federer to be throwing down THIS kind of tennis at age 30, reaching his 30th major semifinal (he’s likely to pass Jimmy Connors for first on the all-time list before the year’s done…) and being the “old man” in the Big Four, should be seen as a very special affirmation of a champion’s enduring legacy. In tennis, though, the cycles of time are short and the person on the other side of the net is never excluded from the conversation. Rafael Nadal – thanks in large part to Roger Federer – is better than his Swiss buddy in the present tense. Accepting that fact might seem to be the heart of darkness and the admittance of defeat for a self-respecting Federista, given that we all prefer Roger’s way of going about his business and playing the sport of tennis. However, acknowledging Nadal’s lofty place in the pantheon – as Fedal clashes become more precious and rare on the big stage, in the shadows of Father Time – is the true way to magnify what our Swiss hero means to us.

Rudyard Kipling would agree, no?

AO2012 Men’s Semi-finals Preview: Here they are again. (by PJ)

Oh gee whiz. This preview seems so effing familiar. Is it because I’ve done it before? AND before? This is the third semi-final preview post I’ve done featuring the same four dudes, albeit different match-ups.

Anyway, I’m a big ol’ bubbling pot of emotions and anxiety and excitement, accompanied with ulcers, nausea and all of that, so if this doesn’t make an iota of sense, forgive me.

Federer v Nadal.

OMGOMGFRAZZLEPANTSWTFBBQOMG  I CAN’T TAKE THIS. And in a way, I really can’t.

Why I think Federer will beat Nadal:

1)      Federer seems to be in better form. If he serves well, returns well, play like he did against Tomic and Delpony, his chances are more than just realistic. Simply put, he has to take his opportunities and make full use of them, because Rafa is not going to give up many of those opportunities.
2)      It’s not clay. I like his chances better when it’s not clay.
3)      He should have some confidence based on their last meeting at WTF – even if it’s a different court, different scenario and different things on the line.
4)      I think the old man still has something to prove…to himself, most of all. I have no doubt he will give his all, and may his all be enough.
5)      Rafa is struck by The Curse of Australia Day. Fireworks do not like him.
6)      Because, as usual, my heart says Federer. It always always ALWAYS says Federer.

Why I think Nadal will beat Federer:

1)      Duh.
2)      By duh, I mean Federer’s propensity to brainfart to epic proportions when playing Nadal. See Miami 2011, RG 2011. Especially in RG when Fed’s been the better player all tournament – turning in the most fantastic performance of the year to boot Djokovic – and yet he fell to Rafa in the final, after essentially farting away the massive first-set lead. UGH UGH UGH to the MAX.
3)      Nadal has beaten Federer in Australia. But not vice versa. In other words, Nadal knows how to beat Federer in Australia.
4)      The Curse of Australia Day may work along the theory of Something’s Gotta Give.
5)      In the words of Steve Tignor: History shows that whenever Federer plays Nadal, Nadal wins.

As for the Djokovic-Murray semi…

Why I think Djokovic will beat Murray:

1)      Djokovic has beaten Murray in a Slam – the same Slam – in a final.
2)      He will be keen to repeat his year of 2011. That’s gotta provide extra drive and volley for him to power through Muzzface.
3)      Ranking suggests it.
4)      Djokovic has proven in that he can outrun Hewitt (although half-crippled) and most ofall, Ferrer. He can certainly outrun Murray.
5)      Muzz has not been challenged (except for Harrison) and need not play his best tennis thus far, and may find Djokovic too suddenly challenging. Djokovic got that kink out of the way with old man Hewitt unexpectedly pushing him.
6)      Confidence wise, I think Djokovic’s got it more than Muzz.

Why I think Murray will beat Djokovic:

1)      Mr.Lendl in his corner. I think that’s a huge positive for Muzz and may help him greatly as far as the mental side goes.
2)      If a half-crippled Hewitt can take a set off Djokovic, Muzz has got to fancy his chances of taking three sets.
3)      It’s not a final. He’s less likely to choke and implode mentally.
4)      Point 5 for Djokovic may also work in Muzz’ favour.  The lack of challenge so far means he has yet to peak and may peak and pull off this big feat in the semis.
5)      He’s the only one in the Top 4 without a Slam. You think he’d want a chance to rectify that? YA THINK?? (déjà vu)

I’ve said my piece, essentially. May the best men win.

(As in the best player because Federer will always be the best man as far as I’m concerned)

- PJ

AO2012 Day 9-10 Wrap: The Quarterfinals (by PJ)

Semi-final stage has been set, and we all know what’s going to be on the menu. Before I go into dissecting the fine dishes for tonight and tomorrow night…some random thoughts to wrap up the events of the last few days.

1)      Federer-Delpony. A match that I was excruciatingly nervous about, just because of USO09 angst. Yes, Delpony isn’t the player he was – but still, I couldn’t discount the damage he can potentially do, with that forehand. From the start, I thought this would be the quarter-final match up – helped that Mardy Fish got hooked and grilled by Falla. At first, seemed like my worry was displaced as Federer started brilliantly in the first three games to break Del Potro (recording something insane like 8 winners and 1 UE in those games). All cool if he keeps up, right? But noooo…dude got broken and I was sitting in a meeting at work feeling my stomach curling up in ulcers. But as Delpony was serving to stay in the set, a couple of great returns from the Old Man seemed to rattle him, and he tossed in a double-fault to give Fed the first set. Set 2 seemed to roll around like the first – early break for Fed but a tough service game as he was attempting to serve out the set. I was so worried that it’ll be a repeat of USO09 (NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!) but Fed hung tough and served it out. Third set was pretty much kinda smooth-sailing and straightforward with Fed taking a double break and serving out the match prettily, much to my relief.

         Federer served well, returned well, and had some brilliant shots – overall a solid match from him. But the harder test, of course, will be tonight.

2)      Nadal-Berd. Berd will be kicking himself in the head FOREVER on that flubbed volley on the second set tie-breaker…which would’ve given him the second set and a two-sets-to-none lead against Rafa. As it goes – if you let Rafa back into a match, it will most probably be curtains for you, and that was what happened with Berd…went bye bye Berdy in 4 sets. He had his chances – the second set, and early break in the third set – but just couldn’t capitalise on  them. I’ll refrain on commenting on the so-call controversies though, because in the end, it is what it is. Doesn’t make a difference either way.

3)      Muzz-Nishikori. Nishikori had nothing left in the tank after his 5-setter against Tsonga (which was quite brilliant, by the way. He really showed a lot of steel to outhit and outlast Jo) AND baking two hours in the sun for mixed-doubles before his match with Muzz. I expected an easy straight-sets win, and that was what happened. The general consensus was that he didn’t play that well (apparently served kind of horribly) but Kei-chan had no energy/legs left to really pose a huge challenge. Still, a fantastic run for Nishikori and top 20 is beckoning. He’s a good kid with quite a solid game, definitely one of the potential ones to break out in his career. Hope he continues to do well, and inspire more tennis players in the Asian region.

4)      Djokovic-Ferrer. Oh, Lord F. I cannot believe you were straight-setted by Djokovic. You were supposed to be able to run faster and longer than gimpy old man Hewitt (who had one leg for half the match)! But as it is, Ferrer CAN run faster and harder but Hewitt had the edge over him in arsenal and shots, as well as guts and heart and spleen. Lord F had his chances in the second-set tiebreaker, but suffered mental lapses to allow Djokovic to take control and take the set. Might have been different if he had been able to take a set…but he didn’t and went down tamely in the 3rd.

So for the third time in the last 4 Slams – the Top 4 is in the semis. I honestly think the depth in the men’s game – when it comes to the Top 4 – is probably the best it has been in recent years. Of course, I still think #3 is the tops. :)

5)      The unlikely quarter-finals between Shrieky Sharapova/Ekaterina Makarova and Petra Kvitova/Sara Errani yielded the likely results. I thought Makarova had half a chance seeing she was spectacular against Vera (I didn’t see the Serena match) but Shrieky was simply too good for her. Kvitova, however, didn’t play well, but it was enough to beat Errani in straights. But if she doesn’t pick up her game today against Shrieky…I think she’s goners for sure.

6)      Azarenka outhit and outshriek Radwanska to make the second semi-final and Kimmie beat Wozniacki as expected. I know Woz was number 1, but her game just isn’t good enough to combat Kim’s power hitting and aggressiveness. In losing to Kim, she loses the number 1 ranking, thus ending the complaining and discussion of a Slamless #1…for now. When AO is over, the WTA #1 will be a Slammy one – because it would either be Kvitova, Sharapova or Azarenka. And Azarenka will have to win AO to assume that spot.  Hip hip hooray  - no more mocking the WTA for a while at least!

And on we roll to Semis Day 1. (Get your frazzlepants on)

- PJ

The Definition of a Warrior. (by PJ)

It was a match that everyone thought was a given. No one thought Novak Djokovic even have to physically exert himself the tiniest bit to beat Lleyton Hewitt. After all, Djokovic is younger, faster, and better. Hewitt? He’s old (30 years old) and gimpy (mangled left toe) and simply not in the same league. It was going to be a beatdown. People were taking bets on how many games he’ll get. I think the maximum number suggested was 8 games.

I didn’t give him half a chance in hell to make Djokovic work. Sure, when it comes to grit and determination and being fucking stubborn, Lleyton is second to none (back off, Rafa). But even if the heart is willing, the body is not able. With his physical limitation, he was just not going to withstand Djokovic’s barrage of (tennis) balls.

I went into the match, actually dressed in green and gold, to support him – just because I have a feeling that it’s Old Man Hewitt’s last Australian Open, and I want him to go out on the best note. Even so, I was just hoping for a dignified 3-set beatdown. Maybe something along the lines of 6-4, 6-2, 6-2.

When they started playing, Hewitt found himself down a double break in 20 minutes, and even as he got one break back, Djokovic powered through to take the first set 6-1. Lleyton didn’t manage to hold serve at all, and continued to lose serve until his sixth service game. The second set ended with a relatively uncompetitive 6-3 scoreline. Right, I thought woefully. So this is how it’s going to go down.

Then the third set began. And within a blink of an eye, Hewitt was down 0-3, and has managed to hold serve twice for the entire duration of the match so far. Groaning inwardly, I prayed that he wouldn’t get bageled. One game, I thought. Just hold serve FOR ONCE, and we can end this fairly respectably.

But just as I forgot who he is and what he stands for – the whole I’ll-fucking-give-up-when-I’m-fucking-dead attitude that is deeply ingrained in Lleyton Hewitt’s soul and mangled toe – he reminded me that this ain’t over till it’s really fucking over. He broke Djokovic’s serve, and suddenly it was back on serve.

Aussie supporters in the Rod Laver Arena who had been a bit subdued throughout, suddenly came to life, cheering and stamping and urging on the gimpy grandpa in red on court. With Djokovic serving at 4-all, Hewitt gritted his teeth and piled pressure onto his serves and to the amazement and joy of the arena, he broke to gain a 5-4 lead. But of course Djokovic wasn’t going to let him have it easy. He pushed Hewitt on his serve, firing winners and trying to crack down the old man, but this old man would have none of it. In a tremendous, tremendous showing of pure grit and guts, he held on like a barnacle, and served the set out.

Lleyton Hewitt took a set off Novak Djokovic. After he was down 0-3 in that set.

And RLA was ON ITS FUCKING FEET. I leaped up so fast that I nearly fell headfirst into the row of chairs in front of me. My newly converted tennis fan/Federer fan buddy screamed so loud that I’m fairly sure I’m now 40% deaf in my left ear.

Even so, I think we all know the inevitable, even Hewitt himself. He could barely walk, barely move freely, each point had him grimacing in obvious pain, but still, he refused to give up. As said, those words do not exist in his dictionary. He ran down every ball, he stretched out to retrieve, he hit and walloped the balls and still scampered around the baseline, going for every single shot fucking possible. And the crowd was with him every single step of the way, cheering and yelling encouragement as Hewitt threw himself around the court. To be honest, it was amazing to watch him, knowing what he had been through, and what he was still probably going through.

He held up well in the fourth set, keeping it competitive, until his serve began breaking down. Ill-timed double faults contributed to that crucial break of serve, and soon Djokovic was serving the set out. Faced with 3 matchpoints, 40-0 on Djokovic’s serve – and I can see he was still refusing to give up. Running down a Djokovic return, he stretched himself out, and smacked a winner. Still hanging in there. But that was it. On his second match point, Djokovic took the match – but the standing ovation? It was for Lleyton Hewitt.

No one gave him a chance to make this competitive whatsoever, including myself. But again, he proved what one can do with that pure, unfettered determination. Three months ago, he wasn’t sure whether he would still be able to play tennis. Three months later, he socked it to the world number 1, doing what the other players in the earlier rounds could not do.

Many a bad thing can be said about Lleyton Hewitt, as we all know. But witnessing this man on-court tonight, all I can say is despite everything, he defines what it means to be a warrior, and what it means to never give up, not when you are still out there. If you’re still out there, you bloody well fight till the end. And this is not limited to a tennis court. This is life. His life. Our lives.

He brought me to tennis (yeah yeah mock me all you want, people) and whilst that affection had withered over the years due to a variety of reasons (and NOT mainly because of someone called Roger Federer, although that can be a partial reason), in recent times I am just reminded of why I took a liking to him, because regardless of whatever condition he is in, if he is on court, he lays it all on court. No looking back, no regrets, no what-ifs. If he kills himself losing, then so be it. If he kills himself winning, he’ll be back on crutches to play the next match. Hell, he’ll even play lying on a stretcher if he can find his way around that. Somehow in his old age he has become more likeable in some sense, and that gritty spirit is certainly admirable. His mental fortitude and his will to fight is extraordinary and is something that all athletes – not just tennis players – should aspire to have. I think I’m actually fucking proud to call him my first favourite, as opposed to being mortified (as I used to be).

If this is his last Australian Open match, then it’s a bloody good one, and an appropriate swan-song, to have pushed the world number 1 in the classic Hewitt style. And I am very proud to be part of that, to be giving him an admittedly slightly teary standing ovation as he left the court. And as I leave Melbourne Park, I think I took a slice of Lleyton’s life lesson back with me, to apply in my own life.

Well done, Lleyton. Hold your head up high. We’re all extremely proud of you.

- PJ

P.S. I hope Bernard Tomic’s parents allowed him to stay up past his bedtime to watch, because he can learn like a million things from this match alone.

P.P.S. General wrap to come tomorrow. Now I need to sleep.

Australian Open Day 8 Review: A Drama In Three Acts

The eighth day of the 2012 Australian Open featured a pair of main-event matches, the kinds of showdowns that figured to leave an imprint on the collective consciousness. One of these matches was quite predictable, but said predictability did not detract from the aesthetic pleasure of the experience. The other heavily-hyped match certainly did become memorable, but in a way nobody could have predicted.

 

Then, out of left field, came a third match which jumped off the printed page and produced the story many people in the tennis community are talking about with pronounced passion today.

 

Yes, it was a day for blaring headlines in Melbourne. The first week of sleep-inducing blowouts gave way to the kinds of stories that make the second week of a major so deliciously intense.

 

We start with the match that had our blog manager and on-site uber-fan, PJ, dying a million deaths in set one but then became a delicious moment for the central figure of admiration on this blog. Roger Federer’s match with Australia’s own Bernard Tomic naturally generated box-office buzz Down Under, and through the first eight and a half games, the two men played on dead-even terms. However, Tomic – so mentally tough for a 19-year-old, as PJ noted in her write-up of Tomic’s match against “Crazy Ponytail” Alexandr Dolgopolov – allowed himself to get unnerved by what he felt was either a bad linecall or his own failure to challenge it at 4-all, 30-all. A double fault followed from the teenager, who served first in the set, and Federer snatched the ensuing break point for 5-4. Wogie McPants tucked away the first set thereafter, and Tomic – with several more hours of court time on his tennis odometer – lost his last, best chance to shape the match the way he wanted to.

 

In the following two sets, the two men continued to craft brilliant all-court points with a dizzying array of slices and sidespins, plus some thermonuclear-grade crosscourt forehand exchanges on the deuce sides. The two men bended their knees with great care as they shoveled back shots and carved the ball with pronounced elegance. If married people made love to each other the way Fed and Tomic made love to the tennis ball on Sunday night, the global divorce rate would be zero.

 

In the end, though, Federer – flashing the kind of defense that has carried him to such lofty heights (it was and is the basis for his ascendancy to and ownership of the sport in 2004 through 2007) – was able to handle Tomic’s change of pace and absorb the 19-year-old’s most vicious forehands. Federer added an effective dropshot and a full arsenal of weapons to show Tomic – who was still impressive in defeat – how to use a whole toolbox of skills, not just a few. Tomic provided a change of pace; Federer provided a change of shot. That – plus Federer’s superior court coverage – made the difference.

 

31 straight major quarterfinals for McSquishy it is. Yawn.

 

PJ will have more to say about Wogie’s colossal quarterfinal clash with Juan Martin del Potro in the next 36 hours, but let me set the scene for this monster matchup: Delpo has not made a major quarterfinal since his U.S. Open title run in 2009. His time away from the sport, due to his wrist injury and other bangs and bruises, would seem to make him a clear underdog against Federer. However, the story of del Potro is a story of quick learning, of massive adjustments made in a short period of time. If you think Delpo’s not ready to win this match, it’s worth recalling how the Fed-Delpo drama unfolded in three distinct acts back in 2009.

 

Federer and Delpo met three times at the majors in 2009. In Melbourne, Federer wiped the big, loveable Argentine off the court, conceding only three games and handing out two bagels. It seemed then that Delpo would need to take a long time – at least a few years – to reach Federer on two different levels: first, in terms of playing a game that was well-rounded enough to win late-stage major-tournament matches; second, possessing Federer’s consummate belief in his own abilities. Del Potro had a lot of work to do three years ago at this point on the calendar. The road ahead appeared to be steep and long.

 

Then came Paris, the turning point in the histories of these two men and a warm memory for both. Del Potro – to borrow a Federerian phrase – “gathered information” with evident skill, because he knocked Roger’s block off in two of the first three sets of their French Open semifinal. Federer was caught off guard by a Delpo forehand that powered through the clay court much as Robin Soderling’s groundies had overwhelmed Rafael Nadal just a few days earlier. However, Federer still found the answer for the Tower of Tandil: He lost stacks of points with the drop shot through the first three sets, but his repeated use of the tactic took away Delpo’s legs. A fitter, fresher Federer was betterer and clutcherer in the final two sets. Delpo made one last big push from a 1-3 final-set deficit to level the match at 3-all, but the Argentine’s legs ran out of steam, and Federer produced the decisive finishing kick he needed. Two days later, Wogie secured what will always be his greatest victory by beating Soderling in the final.

 

Delpo, though, had served notice: He had arrived. He was ready.

 

In New York, he proved it.

 

Down a set and 5-4, 30-love, on Federer’s serve? No problem. Delpo received a donated point at 30-love and then cranked his groundies to win three straight spectacular points for a break of serve that enable him to win a second-set tiebreak. Federer, no shrinking violet in this match of high quality, took the third, but Delpo didn’t wilt in the final two sets this time around. It was he who found the finishing kick. He took a little speed off his first serve but focused on accuracy and placement. The move saved Delpo’s right shoulder, making the move a brilliant display of self-awareness and energy conservation. Yet, that weighty first serve was still enough to give Delpo leverage on his service points. He dug out another tiebreaker to claim the fourth set, and when Federer’s game broke down in the fifth, Delpo became the first (and only) man not named Nadal to beat Federer in a major final.

 

In Melbourne, he was embarrassed. In Paris, he lost at the wire. In New York, he conquered all. Federer is the favorite in this upcoming quarterfinal, but no one – no one – should underestimate Juan Martin del Potro, the quick study of South America.

 

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We continue with the most dramatic match of the day, Kim Clijsters’s back-from-the-dead three set win over Li Na in a rematch of last year’s women’s final at Rod Laver Arena. Clijsters rolled her ankle (watch out, Novak Djokovic…) at 3-all in the first set and needed extensive taping during a subsequent medical timeout. Clijsters’s movement was limited in the first set, and the reigning French Open champion tucked away the opening stanza. It was hard to imagine Clijsters finding the range of movement needed to win a three-set match, but as the battle developed, it became apparent that while Clijsters was not 100 percent, she felt less apprehensive in her court coverage. The four-time major champion loosened up mentally as well as physically. The second set was fought on very even terms, so when the two players worked their way to a tiebreak, Na needed to close the sale and avoid a third set. When she took a 6-2 lead, the match appeared to be over.

Then again, as the Federer fans on this blog know all too well, Roger trailed Andy Roddick by a 6-2 score in another second-set tiebreak, the one that turned around the 2009 Wimbledon gentlemen’s singles final. In that tiebreak, the 6-5 point was the point seared into the cranial region of tennis fans everywhere. In this match, the 6-5 point proved to be just as unforgettable. Clijsters hit a decidedly mediocre drop shot that sat up for Na, who approached the ball well inside the service box and merely needed to sweep the ball to an open crosscourt location. Clijsters remained on her deuce side of the court; Na just had to go to the ad court and head to the quarterfinals. Instead, she hit the ball back to Clijsters, who floated a lob over Na’s head for 6-6. The next two points went the Belgian’s way, and Na couldn’t handle the enormity of her failure. Clijsters rolled to a 5-1 lead, wobbled near the finish line, but then closed the sale at 5-4 by serving out the match.

 

The confluence of epic choke and bold comeback in the same match packed enough of a wallop on its own right; that the principals met in last year’s Australian Open final and had covered themselves in major-tournament glory only amplified the poignancy of the occasion. Several years ago, before her first retirement in an attempt to start a family, Clijsters memorably coughed up a massive third-set lead against Serena Williams at the Australian Open. Now, in her second tennis life, she has often found the fortitude needed to become the comeback artist and flip the script in these kinds of big-stage battles. It’s a sweetly redemptive narrative for a woman who has so profoundly changed the way she’ll be remembered for her on-court achievements.

 

The postscript to this match, however, is a sad one. In the post-match press conference, a Chinese journalist asked Na how she felt about “not having enough energy to finish the match?” Mind you, Na – down 1-5 in the third – rolled off three straight games and forced Clijsters to serve out the match under considerable pressure. The match, at its end, was decided by the minimum allowable margin (for a non-U.S. Open match, given the lack of a tiebreak): two games in the final set, with the winning game being won by the minimum margin, two points. You can question Li Na’s mental toughness, but not her stamina or desire. It was little wonder, then, that Na – a major champion – walked out of the presser in tears after considering just how unfair that question really was. Kim Clijsters’s final Australian Open received a beautifully memorable moment, but what makes tennis such a viciously cruel mistress is that there’s always someone on the other side of the net who has to absorb a loss, in this case, a loss that could derail an entire year. It will be fascinating to see how Li Na handles this.

 

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We close with the incident that got Australians and tennis devotees talking well into the Melbourne afternoon, the European morning, and the North American night (among other places and times). In a frozen-in-time moment laden with a McEnroe-Lendl kind of vibe, Nicolas Almagro – just trying to win a professional tennis match – went to the body of Tomas Berdych with a shot hit on an approach to net in the latter stages of a fierce (and very high-quality) fourth-round throwdown won by Berdych in four entertaining sets. The shot smacked Berdych in the arm, but the damage found its way to the Czech’s ego. When Berdych closed down the 4-6, 7-6, 7-6, 7-6 win, he refused to shake Almagro’s hand at net, perceiving an insult when he didn’t need to. The Australian crowd at Hisense Arena thunderously booed Berdych, and when Tennis Australia foolishly allowed a post-match in-house interview to take place on court, anything Berdych had to say was drowned out (audibly) and washed away (cognitively and emotionally) by the cascade of boos that continued to ring throughout the building.

 

The reaction on Twitter and television was swift and robust. Australians pride themselves on their contribution to tennis etiquette, and rightly so. The old-school ethos of Laver and Emerson and Rosewall and Roche and Hoad and Newcombe did not take offense to shots played into the body. It viewed competition as necessarily vigorous and something to shake hands about afterward (often followed by a cold beer). Australians were not being petty or personally hateful in their response to Berdych; they felt that their equivalent of an honor code had been violated on native soil. The way people processed this situation was and is fascinating, and a few words (though not too many) deserve to be written about it.

 

There are two basic points to make about this little dust-up: Point number one is that Berdych was and is completely wrong for taking Almagro’s actions personally, as some kind of offense, and for allowing that moment to prevent him from shaking Almagro’s hand. Almagro — UNLIKE FERNANDO GONZALEZ IN THE 2008 OLYMPIC SEMIFINALS AGAINST JAMES BLAKE! — didn’t lie or cheat his way into a crucial point. Almagro didn’t do what Bernard Tomic did against Alexandr Dolgopolov, plainly signaling for a challenge but then playing on and retracting his request in a moment of blatant dishonesty. It’s no secret that on this Federer fan blog, Berdych – not Djokovic – is the most reviled person on the ATP Tour, and this match showed why. The Czech has never come across as a particularly smart or mentally nimble fellow, and this match confirmed as much.

 

With that said, here’s a second point worth reflecting on: Berdych’s clear and pathetic violation of tennis’s behavioral code – ugly as it is – is still not some kind of capital crime against humanity. This is not a defense of Berdych – he was fully in the wrong for how he behaved, full stop. (As a side note, I like the fact that if he DID indeed feel that Almagro was being vicious – again, a woefully errant thought on his part – he didn’t engage in a handshake that would have been manifestly insincere. If you don’t respect your opponent, the handshake at net seems dishonest, doesn’t it? We could get a nice little debate going in the comments section on this. It would be a fascinating discussion…) Yet, while Berdych made an utter horse’s rear end of himself on this afternoon, let’s step back. He violated a code of behavior and etiquette. He failed to respect his opponent by taking competition way too personally and not appreciating the notion that Almagro was just trying to win a match.

 

He did not, however, use steroids.

 

He did not bet on the match.

 

He did not cheat to win a point.

 

He disgraced himself, yes, but not the game of tennis. He brought down his (already-low) standing in the tennis community, but he didn’t give a black eye to the sport. When we talk about misdeeds by athletes and other public figures, let’s keep Berdych’s actions in a properly larger context.

 

Enjoy the second week of the Australian Open, everyone. The lineup of blockbuster matches is growing as we speak.

AO2012 Day 4-6 Wrap: Notable people. (by PJ)

Into the second week of Australian Open. Needless to say, the first week has its fair share of dramas and tears and all that jazz. Since I was at Melbourne Park for Day 4 – Day 6…I just want to put some of my thoughts together. For something more intelligent and articulate, head over to Matt’s mid-week wrap post.

-          Andy Roddick. I’ve never really been a major fan of his, but there’s something in him that evokes sentimentality in me. Basically most of the guys in the Grumpy Old Men club (aka Federer’s cohort) do that to me. So the second round-match between Roddick and Lleyton Hewitt was a must-see for me (went through so much grief getting a ticket, it wasn’t funny). It started well, but didn’t end well. Roddick had to retire at 2-sets-to-1 down due to a hamstring injury. He gave it the best he could out there, lasted as long as he could for the crowd and for himself, but with the Olympic year, some things are just not worth risking. But we did get 3 sets of tennis, where, to me, it was like a blast to the past – two Grand Slam champs battling it out. Pity we didn’t get a conclusion befitting to the calibre of these two. But get well soon, Andy. It would make my year to see you and Serena with that Olympics mixed doubles gold medal around your necks.

-          Lleyton Hewitt. Say what you want about him, hate him all you want but no one, NO ONE can deny the spirit, determination and the grit of this man. A lot of people call him delusional for still playing, but if you’d watch his win over Milos Raonic yesterday – man. In the fourth round of his home Slam, and he was in tears. He still wants it. He still loves this game. And it has been a hell of a road for him to get here today, with all the injuries and surgeries. What carried him through is the desire to get back on court and compete. He’s a fucking stubborn competitor and he’ll retire on his own terms.

Rafa Nadal gets kudos for being mentally tough, and rightfully so. But Lleyton Hewitt’s mental toughness – especially in that last game of the match yesterday – is amazeballs. I wasn’t fazed about the outcome of the match – I’m happy with a Hewitt win or a Raonic win, but yanno what, in the end I’m ecstatic Hewitt won because the old fart well and truly deserved it. Of course, Djokovic is going to eat him for breakfast with gluten-free bread the next round but hey, wildcard into the fourth round. That’s an achievement.

-          Milos Raonic. First match on the big stage, first match with over 10,000 people cheering on your opponent. He was a little unnerved, and the slight stage fright is understandable. In the end, lack of experience and lack of ability to handle pressure in key moments cost him the match, but from what I’ve seen of him, this kid’s got game. Give him more time to develop and I believe he’s more of Pete Sampras than Ivo Karlovic.

-          Bernard Tomic. I hate this little shit and I don’t see myself liking him anytime soon. He’s a massive douche with a huge ego, a big mouth and stupid antics like “faking out opponents” – first Verdasco with the whole “I’m giving up” act and then Dolgopolov with the “let him think I’m challenging but not really HAAAHAHA” act. Look, in the long run, I’ll be honest and say it probably didn’t affect the outcome of the matches but it doesn’t discount the fact that Tomic is crappy. What pains me the most is that he is good. Bernard Tomic can play tennis …and he is mentally sound. For a 19-year-old, he is so fucking mentally sound. Definitely more mentally sound than Crazy and hence he pulled off the upset win in 5. Someday this brat will be at the top of the rankings and someday he may win a Slam and when that day comes, I’m going to be royally pissed off.

-          Alexandr Dolgopolov. A disappointing Australian Open for my favourite Crazy Ponytail. I didn’t think he’ll be able to beat Tomic based on his first two matches, but I still hate the fact that I was right. His tennis had been a joy to watch – mostly – but his mental fortitude needs reassessing. All year last year, he could be playing the dumbest tennis and losing 6-1, 6-0 but yet he still looked like he was having fun on court. Always impassive, sometimes smiling, but I’ve never seen him lose it. Well, he lost it against Kamke and lost it again – MASSIVELY – against Tomic. If he was mentally steadier, he would’ve won. But he wasn’t, and it is what it is.

I hope he’ll bounce back, stronger than ever, and with that crazy-ass-I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude and start having fun on court instead of being all angsty and angry. I take back what I said wanting him to show more passion and emotion and even anger. I don’t think I ever want to see a pissy Ponytail on court again. Bad enough I have to watch him lose in front of me, but to lose in a cracked-up fashion against that little shit. Ugh.

-          Roger Federer. He lobs 7-feet-tall people, at the net. He is hot potatoes. Also, he is a perfect 10 -10 wins out of 10 – when I’ve seen him live. So so lovely.

-          Grandpa Returnerers . Who said 200kmph ++ serves are unreturnable? Federer and Hewitt proved this theory wrong. On Friday, Federer casually whipped Karlovic’s 207kmph first serve across court for a winner. Yesterday, Hewitt was returning Raonic’s 222kmph – 228kmph first serves. RETURNING them…for winners. As someone said on Twitter…#weakeraMYARSE

-          Svetlana Kuznetsova. Girl, I love you but you’re crazy. Like all the good ones are. I still hope for Sveta to win another Slam…#delusionland or not.

-          Maria Sharapova. Serena Williams. Both scary strong and scary good so far.

-          Novak Djokovic. Whipping through his matches with ease, and basically killing his opponents, but no one is giving him a challenge so far. Rusty will give his 200% but I don’t think he’ll even come close. Djokovic’s first real challenge should come in form of Ferrer should he get there but MAN I want that Djokovic/Murray semi-final. WANT IT LIKE WHOA.

-          Zheng Jie. Mikhail Kukushkin. Nishikori Kei. The feel good stories of the Open so far, with Zheng Jie and Kukushkin pulling off stunning wins over higher ranked opponents. And Special Kei – first Japanese man into the second week of a Slam. It’s hard not to get the fuzzies when you read about how hard these people work to get to where they are now. Props to Kukushkin especially for beating Viktor Troicki and Gael Monfils. Last year I watch Dolgopolov kicked his ass – HARD – in the first round. This year he’s in the fourth round (and my wacko Crazy is on his way home WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH).

And that’s the wrap as according to my rambly brain. Onward to the second week. More drama? Definitely. More frazzles? Why is that even a question?

- PJ

P.S. Photos are my own.

P.P.S. A fan perspective on Hewitt/Roddick and Dolgopolov/Tomic up at Tennis Grandstand. I’ll like to say it’s more coherent but I think I also ended up rambling.

2012 Australian Open Midweek Review: The Book Of Revelation

It’s not a debate in golf: The four major tournaments are the great revealers of excellence, the crucibles that strip naked each competitor and separate the fortified from the frail. In tennis, however, it is a debate: Do the Masters Series tournaments – which do not have an equivalent in golf – matter just as much (collectively) as the majors? Very astute, learned and passionate tennis fans have made compelling cases for recognizing the Masters 1000 events as a better marker of supremacy than the majors. (You will often read me interacting with one during the tennis year on Twitter.) However, it is my contention that the majors remain where it’s at in the world of big-boy and big-babe tennis. The 2012 Australian Open offers a perfect case in point, as does this new era of men’s tennis in particular.

The era of the Big Three (Murray, you know what you have to do to make it the Big Four… not there yet…) will long be remembered for the ability of Federer, Nadal and Djokovic to so consistently make the quarters, semis and finals of major tournaments with precious few hiccups. Before Federer entered the scene, there was a period of several years in which men’s tennis belonged not so much to individuals as it belonged to seasons and surfaces. Gustavo Kuerten battened down the hatches on the red clay of Paris. Pete Sampras held court – and serve – on the grass of Wimbledon. Andre Agassi – reborn fitness freak and refreshed tennis soul – made the Australian Open his own by outlasting everyone else in the Melbourne summer heat. The U.S. Open wound up being the principal battleground in men’s tennis in the late 1990s and early 2000s. The last major of the year on another hardcourt surface, it gave each champion the chance to show that his earlier major in Melbourne, Paris or Wimbledon was not a one-off occurrence. It also gave the major-less players in the field a chance to snag their own scalp. Patrick Rafter – or as it sounds in an Australian man’s mouth, “Pot Roftuh” – was able to break through in New York in 1997 and 1998, part of his brief but oh-so-enjoyable five-year run. (It was, after all, the last great ride for serve-and-volley tennis that we have seen in men’s tennis. Sniff.)

Now, notice how different men’s tennis is. There are no one-surface wonders. Only at the French can you say that one man has a noticeably better chance than the others, and even then, Mr. Djokovic could spoil Rafa’s party this year. (It’s the second biggest question this year in men’s tennis, right behind “Will Murray win a major?”) Men’s tennis has become a fortress guarded by three men and regularly occupied by Murray, a semifinalist in three majors last year and a runner-up in a fourth. Djokovic and Nadal currently devote a lot of energy to the Masters events, while Federer – at 30 – necessarily saves his fuel tank for the majors – but it’s hard to deny the notion that the best men’s tennis players are the ones who deliver the goods in Australia, France, England, and the United States.The effort these men put forth offers a convincing case for the claim that tennis players ARE remembered mostly for what they do at the majors. Yes, Djokovic’s haul of FIVE MASTERS TITLES last season SHOULD be given a lot more publicity and credit – the people who write the history of tennis SHOULD trumpet Masters prowess when it is displayed on such a grand scale; the narrative needs to reflect that – but the majors, for me, remain the holy grail.

This is where we get into the first week of the 2012 Australian Open at its midway point, lighting the way to what is shaping up to be a spectacular second week of tennis in both the WTA and ATP brackets.

Do the Masters Series events (for the men) and non-major tournaments (for the women, who have a less recognizable branding/labeling system) mean a lot to Mardy Fish and Kaia Kanepi right now? It’s hard to care a lot about Fish’s Montreal final and Cincinnati semifinal last summer (plus his Atlanta title and Los Angeles runner-up results), and it’s similarly hard to view Kanepi’s Brisbane title with all that much fanfare after her early exit in Melbourne.

Milos Raonic has won in Memphis and San Jose. Those tournaments did him little good, however, when he played his first center-court match at a major tournament and tightened up in the key moments of a thrilling (and generally well-played) four-set match against fightin’ Lleyton Hewitt, who provided his Australian fans with a memorable old-man moment near the end of a decorated career defined by overachievement.

Marion Bartoli thrives at the Stanford event during the U.S. hardcourt summer swing, and she’s been a dangerous floater at the majors in recent years, but her loss to Zheng Jie makes it hard to take her seriously as a “pre-tournament co-favorite” type of player.

I’m a huge fan of Slammin’ Sammy Stosur and Svetlana Kuznetsova, but I can’t deny that their flameouts make their major titles that much more aberrational. Fernando Verdasco, Jurgen Melzer, and Nikolay Davydenko – three men who made a major semifinal (Davydenko on several occasions, Hot Sauce and Tuna Melt only once) – are staring at the end of the line after their first-round departures, and history will look kindly only on Davydenko’s career, given his ability to make his work ethic pay off for several years on the tour despite a thoroughly unremarkable serve and a nonexistent net game. Vera Zvonareva had two strong years at the majors, but her first-week loss to Ekaterina Makarova does not bode well for the rest of her 2012 campaign.

You can see how the first week at a major – especially this Australian Open – separates the wheat from the chaff. The players who strolled through the many blowouts on hand at Rod Laver Arena over the past seven days did not make news because… there was nothing newsworthy about 6-1, 6-2 (Sharapova, Serena, Azarenka) demolitions or 6-0, 6-1, 6-2 (Djokovic, Nadal, Tsonga) detonations of tomato-can opponents. These professionals know how to handle their business; it’s why they’re safely into week two in Melbourne with nary a peep. Their bodies are fresh. They’ve saved extra fuel. They’ve stocked up on rations for the times when they find themselves deep into the final set of a protracted war.

You might have snoozed this past week when you watched a blowout on Laver Arena. However, those waltzes were reflections of airtight professionalism from people who recognize that the majors are where greatness pays off the most… and is remembered for the longest time. Now, the big boys and girls are ready to throw down in five-star fistfights – you know what the draw sheets tell you – so as week one ends and week two begins with the round of 16, there’s only one thing to say:

The revelations of greatness – the unmaskings of both magnificence and inadequacy in main-event motivational moments – have only just begun.

Tennis can be naked that way. That’s why it’s such a magnificent gladiatorial marvel of a sport.

AO2012 Day 3 Wrap: Five-setters. They’re cool. (by PJ)

This is not going to be coherent, let me warn you first. I’ve had very little sleep, I’m cranky about the fact that I have to work while there’s tennis going on, and I’m extremely SKDFJSLKGJKSDJFSKD about the fact that I cannot, for the life of me, get a ticket to go to Hewitt/Roddick tonight (EDIT: I GOT A TICKET. IT IS ON. YESSSSSSSSS!!!! Actually in the end I had two, my life is a comedy of errors…).

Unless I want to pay AUD$279.00 on Ebay but I am not that desperate or stupid. I have a TV, I’ll survive. With tears and a big bucket of ice-cream.

(Also I wrote this at work while my boss is away at a meeting, because I wouldn’t have time otherwise. I don’t know how Doots did it on a consistent basis.)

Ooooh the drama from yesterday. All from the men’s side, too!

So. Batshit Crazy Dolgopolov has apparently decided that he will start killing me early in the year. After one five-setter on Monday, he was so in the mood for another one yesterday, performing Houdini-like magic to escape from his match with Tobias Kamke.

I had a bad feeling about the match even before it began, partly thanks to Dolgo’s admission that his Gilbert’s Syndrome may have reared its head, and also because he was no show at his scheduled practice session.

I had a bad feeling when he looked both orange and also a little green in his pumpkin outfit in the first set. It wasn’t a BAD first set per say, he was a bit unlucky with his crazy to lose serve and lose the set. But then it seemed like whatever was bugging him went away, as he upped his ante and played spectacularly to serve two breadsticks and snag a 2-sets-to-1 lead.

But Crazy do as Crazy does – went completely fucking batshit insane in the 4th – played the dumbest tennis I’ve seen from him in a while. Forehand spraying wide, backhand finding the net, first serve lost on Planet Pluto. Truly horrific performance in the 4th, and I was burying my head in my hands, going  “YOU FUCKER, YOU COMPLETE TOSSER OF A FUCKER.”

He got broken pretty quickly in the fifth, and my heart sank to depth of my shoes. I had none of that steely resolve I had on Monday when I was just way beyond pissed and all “IF YOU LOSE, YOU LOSE IN FRONT OF ME!!!”. I was just…sad. Sad that he couldn’t live up to his potential and his game, sad that he may just exit the tournament in the second round. Therefore I ditched him for Isner and Nalbandian…and hey, maybe he just needed a break from me cursing him, as he managed to survive a matchpoint (on his serve) and eventually win the final set 8-6.

Tough task ahead against Bratomic. I will probably be the only one backing him in the crowd.

Also, seeing Dolgopolov emotional and frustrated and smashing racquets is no fun. I take back what I said about wishing he’ll show more emotion/fire. He should go back his I-couldn’t-care-less mannerisms. That sort of demeanour and attitude seemed to work for him better.

Ahhh Isner/Nalbandian. Isner = 5 setters. That’s just the way he rolls, and yesterday was no different. 5 sets, although the final score of 10-8 is a far cry from *that* Wimbledon match. But man, you gotta feel for Nalbandian. A bad decision late in the 5th set could’ve been really costly. We’ll never know for sure, of course, but it he could’ve gotten a look at a second serve…who knows. The umpire’s decision is questionable. He did call the score and gestured to resume play, but it may have been done a tad too quick. Nalby’s time in taking to challenge was definitely much less than, say, Del Potro or Nadal. Still, the decision was made, play went on, and Nalby never really covered from that.

Marathon Man Isner earns himself a berth in the third round and potentially playing Rafa in the fourth. Another 5-setter? Who knows. (I wouldn’t hold my breath though…)

Other snapshots from the day:

1)      Baghdatis/Wawrinka was fun. Would’ve been fun even if Baghdatis pulled a Baghdatis and play 5 sets till 6AM in the morning. But Stanley needs his Ewok sleep, and after failing spectacularly to serve out the match, came back fiery in the 4th and smashed the Baggy serve to break him three times (Baggy went one up and smashed 4 racquets).  But man, those Greek/Cypriot fans were just too much. Cheering on every single point won by Bagman? Heckling Stan’s serve? Really?

2)      Bernie Bratomic beat Sam Querrey. Not surprised. But definitely not pleased. He plays Dolgo next. I will probably be there trying not to kill Tomic, kill Dolgo or kill myself. On paper, Dolgo should win. They both play the same brand of game, only Dolgo plays it better. Unfortunately, he’s also way way WAY more crazy. And he hasn’t been very convincing in his last two matches. Hope he won’t be affected by the crowd in RLA – my one voice will not be enough to drown the Fanatics.

3)      Fetus Fed Dimitrov nearly pulled off an upset, but couldn’t sustain the physicality of 5 sets, suffering from cramps and muscle tightness in the fourth and fifth sets. Nicolas Almagro escaped the fate of Mardy Fish.

4)      Ah, Mardy Fish. Flailing and failing as (Alejandro) Falla fired past him. I do think he works very hard to get to the top 10, to where he’s at now, but his on-court behaviour was appalling. Dude, don’t be an ass to the ballkids. There is no need to give the kid a death stare just because he was half a step late with your towel. Geez.

5)      Delpony – looking in form as he outplayed Blaz Kavcic. Kavcic had the upperhand a couple of times, but Delpony was never really threatened at all. With Fish fried, that quarterfinal is looking very likely.

6)      Tommy Haas, possibly playing his last Australian Open, put up a credible fight against Rafa but the inevitable is inevitable. The tour will become so less hot when Tommy finally hangs up his racquet. That man is beautiful beyond belief. #shallow #perverted #haasishot

7)      The women left all the drama to the men yesterday. Azarenka and Clijsters were especially devastating in their form, giving their opponents a mere game. Ouch.

Tonight could be a blockbuster or a washout. Either way, I AM NOT THERE. FUCK MY LIFE.

Till next time, if I am still alive to blog after tonight/tomorrow.

PJ

P.S. No Pants, you say? Well, have some.

He did not play yesterday as Andreas Beck, suffering from a back injury, gave him a walkover. Cosmic Gods of the Universe were pissed at Tennis Australia for putting Federer at Hisense, I understand, but Gods, don’t take it out on poor Beck. Anyway, Roger goes into his 3rd round match with Ivo Karlovic without much match play. Hope this will bode well…

You people know how I am. I worry excessively OKAY.

P.P.S. I’m writing for Tennis Grandstand as well for this year’s AO. A version with no swear words and less personal emotion is up here: On the Grounds: Day Three of Australian Open.

P.P.P.S. Photos are my own.

AO2012 Day 2 Wrap: Constrasting fortunes (by PJ)

So, let’s have a quick wrap on day 2 before we proceed to the 64 men and women still alive in the singles’ draw. I was not at Melbourne Park today, due to the fact that I have to earn a living and such (although I manage to grovel for a day off tomorrow…tsk tsk I have no dignity when it comes to tennis) and I was really overwhelmed by the heat yesterday, so it was right that I took leave from tennis.

Being in Australia…the biggest news of the day, even bigger that Bratomic’s defeat of Verdasco yesterday – would be Sam Stosur’s straight-sets defeat to Sorana Cirstea.

Is it surprising? Kind of. Is it unexpected? Not really. Is it sad? Well, yes.

I didn’t see the match, not one bit of it, but Twitter told me that Cirstea was playing brilliant and Sam was playing mediocre, and that made all the difference. Let’s face it, Australia is desperate for an Australian to win Australian Open. The best bet, all things considered, is Samantha Stosur. She was never known for being mentally strong – although I had hoped that the US Open win last year signified a positive change – and I do believe in the end, the pressure got to be a bit too much for her.

Well, at least this will make people look the other way when the next tournament rolls around. And then I certainly hope for Sam to power back, because girl’s got the game, and she has the heart. Remember RG2010 and USO2011? No one even gave her half a chance and she somehow steadily sneaked her way into the finals. I hope for that to happen again, sooner rather than later.

The other Australians fared better – Jelena Dokic, James Duckworth and Matt Ebden recording victories to progress to the next round. Huge moment for Duckworth in his AO debut – I saw him play (and lost) the wildcard playoffs last year, and I think he actually has potential. He’s only nineteen, so if he works hard and does not lose the passion…he may be a name to be known in the future.  But Jarka Gadjosova joined Sam on the losers roll, losing to Maria Kirilenko.

The old man Lleyton Hewitt also pulled through – in four sets – in his typical fashion. Played some solid tennis to get to a 2-sets-to-love lead, and then opponent (German Cedrik-Marcel Stebe) suddenly gained momentum as Hewitt lost the will to land first serves…therefore leading to Hewitt losing the third set. The momentum continued and soon Mr.Famous Five Sets find himself facing yet another 5-setter as he trailed 1-5 in the fourth.

(By this time, I was all ready to cliff myself. Serious.)

But what they say about Lleyton Hewitt is true…don’t ever count him out, whatever you do, and never let him back into a match, because chances are he will then hang on like a barnacle and never let go. That was precisely what happened. Stebe got nervous, lost serve once, lost serve twice, and soon Hewitt was up 6-5…but up against Gramps Hewitt (as well as the whole parochial arena), he buckled, dumped a forehand into the net, and Lleyton celebrated like he just won the final.

He earns himself a second-round match with his pal in the Gramps club, Gramps Andy Roddick (who beat Robin Haase in straight sets, avoiding the drama of last year). I will be there for that match (I hope) and I will cry like I did during Hewitt/Nalbandian last year, because it will not end well for me. Even more so when I think it may possibly be Hewitt’s last AO and Roddick’s second last or third last or even last.

As for other matches…

1)      Bad day for the male Russians as Mikhail Youzhny headsmashed himself out of the tournament against Andrey Golubev, in a hysterical match with 17 breaks of serve. Igor Kunitsyn lost to Pablo Andujar in straights, and Dmitry Tursunov lost to Janko Tipsarevic after losing a long tie-break in the second set (he was one set up). New Russian Alex Bogomolov Jr survived though. I know I keep saying I want to kick the Colonel off my bandwagon…to be honest I’m not completely sure why he’s still there.

2)      Andy Murray got taken to four sets by Ryan “The Ego” Harrison. As I’ve heard, MAndy started dismally, not serving well and basically just playing like his ass was hurting him. However, when he got a grip of himself in the second set, he was never really threatened, wrapping up the match in four sets. Interesting observation: some people seem to think he was toning down on the swearing and yelling and muttering because of Mr.Lendl. Mr.Lendl may be good for that attitude yet, hey?

3)      Juan Carlos Ferrero – couldn’t keep up his strong performance for the first two sets and ended up losing to Viktor Troicki in 5 sets. So close to pulling off a great win.

4)      Ernest Gulbis provided the bipolar match of the day, whipping Micheal Llodra in the first set and then got whipped in the next three. Dude’s never going to sort himself out, is he?

5)      Other notable Frenchmen – Simon, Tsonga, Benny, Monfils etc – all got through, in contrasting fashions – straight sets, four sets, five sets, retirements. Special mention to Nicolas Mahut, who oust Rad Steps in straights.

6)      The other big-named women – Serena Williams, Petra Kvitova and Shrieky Sharapova all breezed through the matches. My worry about Gisela Dulko proved to be utterly in vain as Shrieky dismantled her completely, only giving her a game.

7)      Uber sad that Sammy was the only seed to fall from the women’s side – although Vera Zvonareva and Svetlana Kuznetsova needed three sets to beat their opponents.

That’s the wrap post in short for the day. And of course, there will be more to come.

- PJ

P.S. oh, Djokovic won as well. I nearly forgot about him because…well, I don’t care enough? LOL.

AO2012 Day One Wrap (By LJ)

This time last year I was soaking up the sun in Melbourne, chillun’ with Wog and PJ, checking out the sights on Day 1 of AO2011. But this year alas, it was first day back at work after summer break, so I had to be content with following the scores online.

So before we get onto perving at Mr Grandpa-sore-back here are some of the interesting outcomes of the day.


Bernard “The Annoying” Tomic beat Nando, in 5…from 2 sets down. Kid had nothing left in the tank afterwards but kudos to Tomic for his tough mental fortitude in the heat. And Fer…tough luck drawing someone who’s got more mental toughness than you on a hot day.

Bad day for the Brits as 5 went home with hardly a fight. Some of the other seeds to fall early were Pennetta, Monaco, Melzer, Wickmayer and Ljubydaddy.

Kolya again had a bad showing, losing in 5 but Delpo made it in 4. Jarkko Niemenen retired due to abdominal strain against Nalby which was disappointing after his win in Sydney on Sunday.  But I’m glad my BB Greeegor Dimitrov made it through in 5 over Jeremy Chardy.

The rest of the seeds rolled comfortably, including Rafa, overcoming the trollage of his knees yesterday.

My knees are fine no? I just sprained it sitting in chair, thinking of how to become roselike…

Mr Gramps-sore-back made it through in 3 against a very big hitting and incredibly unpredictable qualifier journeyman, Alexander Kudryavtsev. Kudryavtsev hit some screaming winners at stages, baffling Gramps, but faded after a groin strain midway through the match.

Rog had a nice collection of backhand and forehand shanks along with ill placed net play. Net play was especially lacking and bad today but probably because his opponent hit so big and so fearlessly. But a couple of times he stepped up during the crucial stages and managed to set up BPs and set points with cracking forehand returns.

Regal hand wave…

The post match interview by Courier was as entertaining as ever. Asked if he would coach his own daughters, Rog remarked…

Of course I would…I don’t have much of a choice I guess! I’d very happily give that to my wife…

and Mirka…went all BOSS on him.

cute…

and bonus twin pic from the match.

As for War of the Roses…there is no war because King Roger didn’t feel like partaking, cause you know…his royal highness is above all this plebian shit…plus he went all UN in the presser and will be the successor to Ban Ki-moon. or something.

That was roughly how Day 1 went folks…much more tennistical drama to come…