Picspam: well at least he shaved.
You can have it for a year. Don’t scratch it, polish off your fingermarks. I want it returned next year.
Oh, the Dork and his nose last year, in his snuggly blue jumper. *pulls out hanky*
Okay, I’m just going to run to a corner and stay there for a bit. Don’t mind me, I’m still haven’t hit Zen yet.
Vodka and ginger ale, did you say?