Optical Illusion Fail: dude, you can’t fool us.
(PICKET FENCE) CINCINNATI, OHIO – Roger Federer has sent the Puny Left Arm Appreciation Society into a state of panic with his latest attempt to divert attention to his right arm.
The Swiss juggernaut was seen strutting his new Nike tshirt around the Cincinnati practice courts, evidently believing that his asymmetric interpretation will create the optical illusion of muscles.
This prompted onlookers to informed Mr Federer that his right biceps are almost as thick as Rafael Nadal’s wrists. They were also quick to assure the Baseler that despite their size, his arms remain truly thinspirational, and will not affect his candidacy to become tennis cattle.
Federer starts his Cincinnati campaign this week with a frazzles-worthy draw.