Optical Illusion Fail: dude, you can’t fool us.


(PICKET FENCE) CINCINNATI, OHIO – Roger Federer has sent the Puny Left Arm Appreciation Society into a state of panic with his latest attempt to divert attention to his right arm. 

 

Optical Illusion Fail

 

The Swiss juggernaut was seen strutting his new Nike tshirt around the Cincinnati practice courts, evidently believing that his asymmetric interpretation will create the optical illusion of muscles.

This prompted onlookers to informed Mr Federer that his right biceps are almost as thick as Rafael Nadal’s wrists. They were also quick to assure the Baseler  that despite their size, his arms remain truly thinspirational, and will not affect his candidacy to become tennis cattle.


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Federer starts his Cincinnati campaign this week with a frazzles-worthy draw.

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13 responses to “Optical Illusion Fail: dude, you can’t fool us.”

  1. Mia says :

    Am not frazzling. He can opt to check out again in Cincy and I’ll be fine. As far as am concerned, he can just go kick butt where it matters — on Arthur Ashe.

  2. SJ says :

    Someone needs to tell him that more attention is brought to his cute left arm, anyway, I’m just happy that the shirt isn’t bright pink.

    I made myself promise not to get frazzled if he makes it as far or one better than he did last time, I don’t think Roddick will beat him… he himself has a few problems closing out matches, they are tiny but big enough for fed to take advantage of. I’ll be rooting for Rafa and hoping that Murray rides the wave happiness long enough for someone to upset him.

    • dootsiez says :

      SJ, stop trying to assure me! :O Considering Roger lost a 5-1 lead in the third set, I’d say Roger has troubles closing out matches too 😉

  3. EP says :

    There is something kinda amusing about this… poor Roger’s left arm though… =p

    Honestly, I don’t care what Roger does here as long as he does SOMETHING at the US Open (something=win in EP talk by the way).

  4. breadstix says :

    *frazzle frazzle* And Del Ponyboy’s gone and pulled outta Cincy too. *frazzle* And he was in Murryman’s quarter. *frazzle*

    I don’t have anything good to add, sorry. Too busy losing my mind. *frazzle*

  5. Tashi says :

    Dude, your arms are pathetic either way so just stop it. Because while *they* have big guns you have perfect hair and a body tailor made by the gods to wear suits. So there.

    • dootsiez says :

      pathetic arms are just part of the perfect package. It doesn’t make him look like he’s about to burst through his suits.

  6. Alex says :

    thinspirational left arm – LOL!!!!!

  7. Blue says :

    Honestly, what is he trying to prove? *Yawn*

    Haven’t seen the draw yet and frazzle-worthy doesn’t sound good 😦

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