Federporn Friday: U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi.
Since my “lack of respect” for Roger Federer is clearly the worst kept secret in twittersphere, I’ve decided to come clean.
Roger, you and I, we need to talk. Actually, just repeat after me:
“I shall not play like Ferd the turd, and get broken in my first service game.”
“I shall not go to Shankville in the first set and put Dootsie through hell in the second.”
“I shall change my shirt more often to allow maximum Monkey sightings.”
“I shall never attempt man-bangs again for as long as I live.”
I was going to do something related to chocolate swirls, but as his punishment for losing today, I am putting you all through a postful of the ugliest Federer pictures I could get my hands on. Oh yeth, hell hath no fury like Dootsie enraged.
Radek Stepanek ain’t got nothing on this guy. Nothing at all.
The nose. It kills me. *pain*
Back in the days when Fed looked like a country bumpkin next to Candy Roddick.
WHAT THE FRACK ARE THOSE … THINGS PRETENDING TO BE ARMS?
Gretchen, stop trying to make short shorts happen. They’re not going to happen!
Yeah, that was my expression during the match today. I’m glad you know.
Last, but not least: Monkey, aged 25-and-a-half.
Still not having your babies!