Federporn Friday on Delay: Clay Season 2010, now with 20% more sex hair.
Federporn for the week – signed, sealed, delivered, it’s yours.
And no, it’s not “late” darling, it’s just seasoned.
This week’s Federporn looks at a very topical issue, one that is very close to my heart … that is, Roger’s clay season hair.
It seems that His Royal Gorgeousness has fallen into a predictable pattern of cutting his hair short and choppy for the Australian Open, and nursing it slowly into a luscious splendour by clay season.
Which means that while this clay season has sucked goat-balls so far, we’ve been treated to some HARD-CORE-HAIRPORN.
So brace yourselves, your ovaries and/or movaries for pornographic magnificence while Roger brushes away that imaginary strand of hair he thinks is in his face.
There. That’s better, Mr Chocolate Swirls.
Shall I compare thee to a Lindt bunny?
Thou art more puny and more squishy.
Rough winds do shake thy darling strands of honey…
In Estoril’s breeze thy hair look even more plushy.
Sometimes too hot in the eye of Dootsie shines.
And oft’ is his old complexion dimmed.
BUT THY ETERNAL SPLENDOR SHALL NOT FADE!
Nor lose possession of Federporn Friday.
Nor shall splendour be hidden in the shade,
When within the lines thy puny arms can play.
So long as Monkey lives and Monkey sees,
So long lives this, and this is porn to thee.
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